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    Escorts have to eat right? So my cunning plan is to pick them up in the frozen meals section in Dunnes or something?

    Its worked for me with desperate horny housewives.

    I've seen them browsing in the fish pie section and my best line has been

    "Hey sexy, you know what goes well with a frozen fish pie? A nice little prosecco wine...and I happen to have one right here. What say we both bring the two together and test my theory?"

    works everytime!

    Of course I'm not stupid, I know escorts are a step up from fish pie, more peppered steak kind of girls
    but prosecco wine goes well with everything, so Ill just up the ante a bit and throw in a line about being well done and popping the cork

    then lure them over to the frozen desserts section for a little artic roll or viennetta, you know, don't go cheap, be classy like.

    These skinny birds are starving like so once they see a green light to stuff their faces and chow down on some proper grub they are putty in your hands!

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    That did make me chuckle

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    The foreign ladies probably use the likes of aldi and lidl or that sort of shop , so your best move is to ask them what their favourite recipes are and then ask can they provide a little one on one cookery lesson.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justfrank44 View Post
    The foreign ladies probably use the likes of aldi and lidl or that sort of shop , so your best move is to ask them what their favourite recipes are and then ask can they provide a little one on one cookery lesson.
    good idea! our eyes meeting over the Romanian tomato salad, lingering looks over the liverwurst, our trolleys barely touching in the delicatessen aisle, and the slow erotic wheel to the fresh fruit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick View Post
    Escorts have to eat right? So my cunning plan is to pick them up in the frozen meals section in Dunnes or something?

    Its worked for me with desperate horny housewives.

    I've seen them browsing in the fish pie section and my best line has been

    "Hey sexy, you know what goes well with a frozen fish pie? A nice little prosecco wine...and I happen to have one right here. What say we both bring the two together and test my theory?"

    works everytime!

    Of course I'm not stupid, I know escorts are a step up from fish pie, more peppered steak kind of girls
    but prosecco wine goes well with everything, so Ill just up the ante a bit and throw in a line about being well done and popping the cork

    then lure them over to the frozen desserts section for a little artic roll or viennetta, you know, don't go cheap, be classy like.

    These skinny birds are starving like so once they see a green light to stuff their faces and chow down on some proper grub they are putty in your hands!
    most of the escorts in Ireland don't shop in Dunnes, Tesco etc, they are to be found in Lidl

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    Quote Originally Posted by themanofwar View Post
    most of the escorts in Ireland don't shop in Dunnes, Tesco etc, they are to be found in Lidl
    that's the 50 euro price band, the 100 euro up ones do and in M and S

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick View Post
    that's the 50 euro price band, the 100 euro up ones do and in M and S
    the €100 and up have servants or receptionists to do the shopping for them

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    Quote Originally Posted by themanofwar View Post
    the €100 and up have servants or receptionists to do the shopping for them
    in my fantasies even the hired staff are hot!

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    Forget going to Lidl and m&s.if you want the 50 euro Romanian girls go to any car wash in belfast and take your pick

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    Quote Originally Posted by justfrank44 View Post
    The foreign ladies probably use the likes of aldi and lidl or that sort of shop , so your best move is to ask them what their favourite recipes are and then ask can they provide a little one on one cookery lesson.
    Quote Originally Posted by themanofwar View Post
    most of the escorts in Ireland don't shop in Dunnes, Tesco etc, they are to be found in Lidl
    I think escort ladies tend to choose store which is the closest. Regardless nationality. To save time rather than save few bucks. Time is more precious.

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