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    Its fuck all with them that only speak basic english.
    The lady I met yesterday, couldnt understand a word of english.
    And I couldn't be bothered leaving a review,


    cause it probably wouldn't be published

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    Ive had some good fun using Google Translate on my phone.

    Anyway my dog doesn't say much, and she's great company.

    Most of the girls declare whether they are proficient in english, sometimes broken english can be fun / interesting.

    Reminds me of a girl that I thought said "I want four euro" as I was trying to unclip her bra!!

    I was stunned and was going to my jacket for a fiver...

    Turns out she was telling me she WON four euro on a scratch card I had included in the envelope!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosa Nostra View Post
    Ive had some good fun using Google Translate on my phone.

    Anyway my dog doesn't say much, and she's great company.

    Most of the girls declare whether they are proficient in english, sometimes broken english can be fun / interesting.

    Reminds me of a girl that I thought said "I want four euro" as I was trying to unclip her bra!!

    I was stunned and was going to my jacket for a fiver...

    Turns out she was telling me she WON four euro on a scratch card I had included in the envelope!
    Jaysus... Imagine if it came down to that...

    Services price list:

    Unclip bra.... €4.00
    Remove Knickers... €5.00
    Fondle Boobies... €10.00
    Play with yer mickey..... €15.00

    Might be good for those on a budget... ("Arah, leave on the bra love... I'm going for pint later and I'm broke...)

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Jaysus... Imagine if it came down to that...

    Services price list:

    Unclip bra.... €4.00
    Remove Knickers... €5.00
    Fondle Boobies... €10.00
    Play with yer mickey..... €15.00

    Might be good for those on a budget... ("Arah, leave on the bra love... I'm going for pint later and I'm broke...)
    100€ to get in if you don't cum 100€ to get out

    now thats cool .......Tiff x

    " Tiffany Tees "
    Strangers are friends I have yet to meet.





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    Quote Originally Posted by TiffanyTees View Post
    100€ to get in if you don't cum 100€ to get out

    now thats cool .......Tiff x
    Uncool... Too much mental pressure there Tiff....

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Jaysus... Imagine if it came down to that...

    Services price list:

    Unclip bra.... €4.00
    Remove Knickers... €5.00
    Fondle Boobies... €10.00
    Play with yer mickey..... €15.00

    Might be good for those on a budget... ("Arah, leave on the bra love... I'm going for pint later and I'm broke...)
    15 euro to play with your own Mickey?

    I always give myself the five fingered discount

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Its fuck all with them that only speak basic english.
    The lady I met yesterday, couldnt understand a word of english.
    And I couldn't be bothered leaving a review,


    cause it probably wouldn't be published
    Make an effort ffs

    Learn some Romanian.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    Make an effort ffs

    Learn some Romanian.
    Also her phone kept ringing almost the entire time. Having said that she didnt answer it.Then she tells me after its her friends back home?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Also her phone kept ringing almost the entire time. Having said that she didnt answer it.Then she tells me after its her friends back home?
    Guess she doesn't know about the vibrate option.
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