Was told to FUCK OFF

[Ladyvonteese]

Usually when I phone a new girl I am undecided, and am looking to be enticed to make a booking.
First of I very quickly suss out is it the escort talking or a maid? Does she sound like the girl in the pics? Does she sound healthy, happy, in control, bla bla bla. Am I likely to get on with this person? Often without asking a single question the girl has lost me at hello I get a bad feeling that its a pimps brothel or the 19 y.o. size 8 is a 50 y.o size 16 chain smoker and say "sorry wrong number" and hang up.

Next I need i home in on some quick practical questions seldom advertised. Hotel or apartment, approx location (e.g. city hall, Malone road, Lisburn road), are you ok with protected oral?
I definitely don't try flirting or free phone sex.
Hotel is a no no and some locations are out of bounds. Some girls get very humpy with the suggestion of safe oral, some girls assure me they have good sexual health. If so she is a keeper and I try to make a booking.

If the girls a maybe then I add her to favourites on my E-I profile. I might call back 6 months later, straight through to a booking.

I can't ever remember making an unsuccessful call longer than 0:59. I see fewer than one escort a year, though maybe call about 3. Hard to see how that is time wasting. Can't speak for other punters though.

Loads of guys just want to play safe otherwise I would be out of a job. When a guy call I always make it very clear, I do not provide unsafe or unprotected services or A level on me. And if it is not fun for both parties then they will not be getting a second visit. However I do know some guys can be a little nervous meeting someone for the first time so of course they dont count and do see the again.

Honesty is always the best policy as I dont like my time to be wasted and nor do clients. Saying you offer a services etc when in fact, one does not can only lead to putting oneself in danger with the wrong sort. And I dont have to do this to get anyone in my door. But then again each to there own, as many are in to different types of bookings with us lovely ladies.

Lady Von Teese

[mearse]

Thats why I stay calm until I put the phone down then let rip lol.
Sometimes you just have to get it out but not to the person on the phone as you do not know if they are genuine and trying to book or creepy and a wind up merchant.
There are some who would try the patience of a saint, and I know clients say we Escorts stick together and it is unfair to them but I am going to say the Lady may have had a tough day and acted out of character, humans tend to do that.
Never take it personally and ring someone else when you get your breath back.

you mean you take it out on your poor phone,

[mearse]

Loads of guys just want to play safe otherwise I would be out of a job. When a guy call I always make it very clear, I do not provide unsafe or unprotected services or A level on me. And if it is not fun for both parties then they will not be getting a second visit. However I do know some guys can be a little nervous meeting someone for the first time so of course they dont count and do see the again.

Honesty is always the best policy as I dont like my time to be wasted and nor do clients. Saying you offer a services etc when in fact, one does not can only lead to putting oneself in danger with the wrong sort. And I dont have to do this to get anyone in my door. But then again each to there own, as many are in to different types of bookings with us lovely ladies.

Lady Von Teese

hi there, but this is about the escort telling the guy to fuck off, by text i think it was just because he said he wouldn't be able to make an appointment not about favorites she offers or does not offer, anyways that how i read it so thats all from me and sweet dreams,

[Ladyvonteese]

Usually when I phone a new girl I am undecided, and am looking to be enticed to make a booking.
First of I very quickly suss out is it the escort talking or a maid? Does she sound like the girl in the pics? Does she sound healthy, happy, in control, bla bla bla. Am I likely to get on with this person? Often without asking a single question the girl has lost me at hello I get a bad feeling that its a pimps brothel or the 19 y.o. size 8 is a 50 y.o size 16 chain smoker and say "sorry wrong number" and hang up.

Next I need i home in on some quick practical questions seldom advertised. Hotel or apartment, approx location (e.g. city hall, Malone road, Lisburn road), are you ok with protected oral?
I definitely don't try flirting or free phone sex.
Hotel is a no no and some locations are out of bounds. Some girls get very humpy with the suggestion of safe oral, some girls assure me they have good sexual health. If so she is a keeper and I try to make a booking.

If the girls a maybe then I add her to favourites on my E-I profile. I might call back 6 months later, straight through to a booking.

I can't ever remember making an unsuccessful call longer than 0:59. I see fewer than one escort a year, though maybe call about 3. Hard to see how that is time wasting. Can't speak for other punters though.

hi there, but this is about the escort telling the guy to fuck off, by text i think it was just because he said he wouldn't be able to make an appointment not about favorites she offers or does not offer, anyways that how i read it so thats all from me and sweet dreams,

you mean you take it out on your poor phone,

Ups. posted my reply in the wrong threas

LVT

[hornylimerick]

i honestly don't know how girls are as professional as they are, if I had to deal with the shit they get on a daily basis I'd be telling everyone to fuck off

[Ladyvonteese]

i honestly don't know how girls are as professional as they are, if I had to deal with the shit they get on a daily basis I'd be telling everyone to fuck off

Thanks honey, between all the time wasters and pimp also calling to make us think we have a busy day so guys end up calling there girls, this job can also get very disheartening at times.
Thankfully, there are also so many genuine truly lovely guys also who we have to brighten up each others days and night. Xx
Lady Von Teese
PS
I love your signature. Xx

[Stonie]

AH FUCK OFF

just letting off some steam, I feel better now

[mearse]

they are only words. ...beautiful girls dont use those bad words as dont need too

[JessycaWild]

What does that suppose to mean????

May I ask how can you tell does she sound healthy??????

This is off topic but a lot has been said about wasting escorts time. I have had a lot of my time wasted by escorts due to double booking. A couple of times I was bumped 3 or 4 times by an escort.
Watch the Mistress Bell covert video on the Sunday Life/Belfast Telegraph and she claimed each and every booking made was double booked because so many guys didn't turn up.

i dont think a genuine.girl will lose your time

[themanofwar]

i dont think a genuine.girl will lose your time

some will and we all know it. genuine or not it does happen