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    Default Arse Sizes

    Breast sizes go from a,b,c, to double f

    How are Buttock sizes measured?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Breast sizes go from a,b,c, to double f

    How are Buttock sizes measured?
    It's measured by how big your cock looks while penetrating it
    It's a relative test as opposed to a stand alone test..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by The dirt bird View Post
    It's measured by how big your cock looks while penetrating it
    It's a relative test as opposed to a stand alone test..........
    How often do you penetrate a relative in the ass?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    How often do you penetrate a relative in the ass?
    Most nights me and grandad are real close.........
    Sometimes I grease up his gums with Vaseline and get violent head off him
    Is that not normal ? ?

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    you get a tailors measuring tape, wrap it around the hips (the widest part of the leg when viewed from the front or back when shes standing straight usually the middle of her arse when viewed from top to bottom.



    go about a minute into this, youll learn how to measure waist size also

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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    you get a tailors measuring tape, wrap it around the hips (the widest part of the leg when viewed from the front or back when shes standing straight usually the middle of her arse when viewed from top to bottom.

    go about a minute into this, youll learn how to measure waist size also

    Sexy and informative .......

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    Quote Originally Posted by The dirt bird View Post
    Sexy and informative .......

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Breast sizes go from a,b,c, to double f

    How are Buttock sizes measured?
    Boobs go up to a lot bigger size than a double FF lol

    My mother has J cup boobs lol
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    Waist /hip ratio of 0.7

    Believed to be the most aesthetically pleasing.

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    rated from FAT ASS to PHAT ASS

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