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    No, soapy, there isn't a Wotsit option!

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    I went to a tanning place and I bought a swipe card with 10 sessions on it. I've never been back since as I forgot which one it is and they all look the same! Plus I keep finding more interesting things to do. I'm white!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick View Post


    No, soapy, there isn't a Wotsit option!
    Surely you meant umpa lumpa option
    Last edited by supermario; 12-10-15 at 17:57.

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    Quote Originally Posted by supermario View Post
    Surely you meant umpa lumpa option
    No she's not, its an in joke. But seeing as you too mean to travel, your never know

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick View Post
    No she's not, its an in joke. But seeing as you too mean to travel, your never know
    What are you now her pimp ? ?

    BTW change the record dick it's starting to get boring
    Last edited by supermario; 12-10-15 at 18:06. Reason: Oh and your grammar is disgraceful clyde

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    Quote Originally Posted by supermario View Post
    What are you now her pimp ? ?
    I am whatever she wants me to be!!
    Put it this way, a bloke travelled from distance to see her, that's the mark of a real punter, walks the walk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick View Post
    I am whatever she wants me to be!!
    Put it this way, a bloke travelled from distance to see her, that's the mark of a real punter, walks the walk

    Good for him hope he enjoyed it

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    of course there were the

    .'Black and Tans'

    Just let this thread dye.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick View Post


    No, soapy, there isn't a Wotsit option!


    I'm kind of cappuccino but after my holidays I'm bronze for a few months

    with a few tiny cappuccino lines
    
They say " home is where the heart is... I have to say that I'll be leaving part of my heart here
    Much love a affection to Ireland
    Your Sensual South American Dream

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    [QUOTE=SophieX;1645322]OMG you're such a dick!

    I'll see you soapy and raise ya posh bird


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