Advice for newbie
Im thinking of going to an escort but Im very new to all of this and if Im honest Im really really nervous., not just about the experience but I also have visions of either being robbed or being arrested!!
Also I would hate to be with a girl who was being forced into it, like trafficing or drugs etc how could I tell?
Might sound paranoid I know but just wondering if anyone can tell me what the reality of it all is and any advice (do's/dont's etc)
First time oughta be an outcall to your hotel rather than an incall. That way you might feel a little more comfortable about the surroundings?
Good advice mouse. And have a quick one (a drink) in the bar to steady the nerves. But not too much mind or percy might nod off to sleep.
Fuk tht shit... pic k from the list and go and see the lady. read her reviews and you will get an idea if she will suit you or not. Or just ask one of the reg guys here.
but then better still dnt go see anyone.... run away and never look back. or in years to come you will realise tht you spent a fortune on women and have nothing to show for it. Go find yourself a good girl settle down get married and live a normal life and forget about punting.
Then again some of the girls are fuking amazing.....lol
the choice is ours??
Last edited by nicegirlsarenice; 27-01-09 at 07:43.
I'll give u advice, don't start...I could prob buy a brand new car for cash if I'd saved that money I've spent...fookin madness I tells ya
And nicegirls stfu if ye think a thread is boring, just don't post
Stay at home its doomsday
Stay at home its doomsday because Uranus is in the cast of Saturn and Gemini is rising and Mars is heading for the moon.We are fucked im telling you.Get under the fuckin bed and stay there because its doomsday.
Originally Posted by newtothis
Lets say you go to an escort and all goes well and you leave saying she really loves me,i think im special because i mean she told me,right so im different im special and you get knocked down and killed by the luas,or a bus or a car or a swift wind will catch you and carry you to your end or you might get arrested ,robbed,suffer a heart attack,you might trip over something and end up in A and E.Seriously a dangerous world out there.
Stay at home,stay at home,
Westie it sounds like you have psychiatric problems. Lets just cut to the chase. Tell us, what did happen in the Woodshed?
Originally Posted by Harry Cambell&The Heavies
Nope psychiatric problems are created while i was born this way.
Originally Posted by Patricia
No creation of society,
He cut off his appendage
He severed his flute in order to avoid temptation. That is why he spends all his time on here preaching to newbies & others about the ills of punting.
He's not a psycho, he's forming a new cult : The Fluteless Liberated Ex-Punter Association (FLEA). He PMd me asking me to join but I declined, my willy is afraid of knives now.
Poor owl' Westie