Fake, fake bullshit! Why did I even do it, never again!!!!

[Ladyvonteese]

FFS, had my nails done when I was in the UK, first time and never again. FFS trying to have wank while sitting on cock is just so awkward (and no they are not too long either) but they just keep getting in the way and the way they feel is totally yuck! Plus I'm finding it hard to type, or do any of the normal stuff. Never again that is for sure.

So do you guys prefer natural nails or fake ones and why?

All the best
Lady Von Teese

Cant wait to get the chance to go back to being oh, natural

[annabel taylor]

U get gels? Had them.once for pics by day 2 I had them removed I can barely tolerate nail varnish I like short well kept and clean but previous jobs demanded that nail varnish ill bite it off I never bite my nails just when that crap on

[Larissa Laurentis]

Thread titles can be so misleading....





I like my nails like i like my men, long, sharp and straight on point.

I love your nails too

You have good taste babe

[Ladyvonteese]

Just have to get use with them..
I am wearing long nails in the last 4 years..i do it myself...and i never had any problem with them
Just love them..
Maybe will take a time to get use with

Some people have a problem with them honey, but omg they are seriously doing my head in, just got them done as I have a few long bookings at the weekend so thought as some else was treating me I'd get them done, never again.x

I gotta say, last two girls i was seeing had them. Not tacky, but pricey. I didnt like the look of them at all.

But i wasnt wearing them....

Natural and manicured on a lady is much better than fake imo.

I have nice nails already just thought I'd try them, and I hate wearing them. x
Lady Von Teese

The only color I wear is red honey as it suit the passionate side of me. lol X
Lady Von Teese

i prefer my natural nails. I tried gel nails before i hated it

I should posted first before getting them done honey, hate the way they feel and cant do fecking anything the way I used to do. x
Lady Von Teese

I use to go for shellac but it makes my nails break so now I prefer go for a natural nails
I love see acrylic nails for other girls but not for me !

x

I have never seen anyone wearing them were you still cant see the real nails growing under them, may just do a photo shoot and keep them for my long booking, then its off with them. x
Lady Von Teese

they will take months to recover , never again xx

Just check how they remove them and can understand why its going to take month to recover. x
Lady Von Teese

I had to take mine off, nearly died of starvation

It's a bastard trying to open a can of spaghetti hoop with them on

Well at least your spending your money wisely honey, on us girls. loll And we have plenty to munch on instead of your nails. lol

Lady Von Teese

If you are lucky enough to have good strong nails then there is no need to wear fake nails. If however you are like me and have nails like a baby and they are soft and flexible they are good for nothing and keep breaking, then fake nails are great. I love wearing acrylic nails and I have taught myself how to put them on and maintain them (not the ones you stick on).

I love using my nails for opening cans, tins, back rubbing and of course scratching the base of balls

I also love nail varnish and it's probably the most girly thing about me.

I used to have bad nails, weak etc then I started wearing rubber gloves to wash, or when using baby products as it was only then my lovely nail became strong again. Good your able to do them yourself as saves a good bit of money. x
Lady Von Teese

I have short natural nails, if I put polish on 20mins later I am picking it off.

OMG, when I spend time doing my own nails and when some of polish comes off, I am gutted honey, it would like me seeing you do that with my OCD. lol. But with that sexy curvy body of yours I think most would not be taking much notice of your nails. lol

Lady Von Teese

[Dick]

Some people have a problem with them honey, but omg they are seriously doing my head in, just got them done as I have a few long bookings at the weekend so thought as some else was treating me I'd get them done, never again.x



I have nice nails already just thought I'd try them, and I hate wearing them. x
Lady Von Teese


The only color I wear is red honey as it suit the passionate side of me. lol X
Lady Von Teese


I should posted first before getting them done honey, hate the way they feel and cant do fecking anything the way I used to do. x
Lady Von Teese


I have never seen anyone wearing them were you still cant see the real nails growing under them, may just do a photo shoot and keep them for my long booking, then its off with them. x
Lady Von Teese


Just check how they remove them and can understand why its going to take month to recover. x
Lady Von Teese


Well at least your spending your money wisely honey, on us girls. loll And we have plenty to munch on instead of your nails. lol

Lady Von Teese



I used to have bad nails, weak etc then I started wearing rubber gloves to wash, or when using baby products as it was only then my lovely nail became strong again. Good your able to do them yourself as saves a good bit of money. x
Lady Von Teese



OMG, when I spend time doing my own nails and when some of polish comes off, I am gutted honey, it would like me seeing you do that with my OCD. lol. But with that sexy curvy body of yours I think most would not be taking much notice of your nails. lol

Lady Von Teese

Darling, you forgot, im not tom Rambo. With me you get a proper sexy encounter with me pushing all your buttons or your money back!

Ladies shouldn't be working. There's us men for that sort of thing

[Curvaceous Kate]

I used to have bad nails, weak etc then I started wearing rubber gloves to wash, or when using baby products as it was only then my lovely nail became strong again. Good your able to do them yourself as saves a good bit of money. x
Lady Von Teese

Ah it's just the way my nails are. Even my toe nails are soft. Not to do with saving money. If you saw all the kit I've bought you might not think that lol. It's more to do with saving time. I can't be doing with waiting in a nail bar and then the long and laborious sit not being able to do anything else while they work on your nails. I am much happier doing my nails in the comfort of my own home while watching telly and sipping on wine

[Dick]

I might try that Crack nail stuff for halloween....

Anyone tried it?

Crack nails?? you only need one long nail for that.... Alledgedly

[Flappy]

I might try that Crack nail stuff for halloween....

Anyone tried it?

Crack or cackle

[Rachel Divine]

I prefer to pop into the beauty salon every now and again, get pampered and I'm happy.

Gel nails are lovely once you get used to them and if one wants, they look very natural. Depends on the model and so on.

Guys don't really care about hair or nails tbh ... If they are horny, all they care is the fun

[JessycaWild]

I might try that Crack nail stuff for halloween....

Anyone tried it?

tryednice how u can combin the colors