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    Question Fake, fake bullshit! Why did I even do it, never again!!!!

    FFS, had my nails done when I was in the UK, first time and never again. FFS trying to have wank while sitting on cock is just so awkward (and no they are not too long either) but they just keep getting in the way and the way they feel is totally yuck! Plus I'm finding it hard to type, or do any of the normal stuff. Never again that is for sure.

    So do you guys prefer natural nails or fake ones and why?

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    U get gels? Had them.once for pics by day 2 I had them removed I can barely tolerate nail varnish I like short well kept and clean but previous jobs demanded that nail varnish ill bite it off I never bite my nails just when that crap on
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladyvonteese View Post
    FFS, had my nails done when I was in the UK, first time and never again. FFS trying to have wank while sitting on cock is just so awkward (and no they are not too long either) but they just keep getting in the way and the way they feel is totally yuck! Plus I'm finding it hard to type, or do any of the normal stuff. Never again that is for sure.

    So do you guys prefer natural nails or fake ones and why?

    All the best
    Lady Von Teese

    Cant wait to get the chance to go back to being oh, natural
    Just have to get use with them..
    I am wearing long nails in the last 4 years..i do it myself...and i never had any problem with them
    Just love them..
    Maybe will take a time to get use with

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladyvonteese View Post
    FFS, had my nails done when I was in the UK, first time and never again. FFS trying to have wank while sitting on cock is just so awkward (and no they are not too long either) but they just keep getting in the way and the way they feel is totally yuck! Plus I'm finding it hard to type, or do any of the normal stuff. Never again that is for sure.

    So do you guys prefer natural nails or fake ones and why?

    All the best
    Lady Von Teese

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    they will take months to recover , never again xx
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladyvonteese View Post
    FFS, had my nails done when I was in the UK, first time and never again. FFS trying to have wank while sitting on cock is just so awkward (and no they are not too long either) but they just keep getting in the way and the way they feel is totally yuck! Plus I'm finding it hard to type, or do any of the normal stuff. Never again that is for sure.

    So do you guys prefer natural nails or fake ones and why?

    All the best
    Lady Von Teese

    Cant wait to get the chance to go back to being oh, natural
    i prefer my natural nails. I tried gel nails before i hated it
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    I had to take mine off, nearly died of starvation

    It's a bastard trying to open a can of spaghetti hoop with them on
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladyvonteese View Post
    FFS, had my nails done when I was in the UK, first time and never again. FFS trying to have wank while sitting on cock is just so awkward (and no they are not too long either) but they just keep getting in the way and the way they feel is totally yuck! Plus I'm finding it hard to type, or do any of the normal stuff. Never again that is for sure.

    So do you guys prefer natural nails or fake ones and why?

    All the best
    Lady Von Teese

    Cant wait to get the chance to go back to being oh, natural
    Darling, you are a lady, so why you doing all the work? I fuck and rub clit at the same time. No problem.
    Personally don't care about nails. And the only time o notice us when they are dug into me when the lady is coming so hard. Love that

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    I use to go for shellac but it makes my nails break so now I prefer go for a natural nails
    I love see acrylic nails for other girls but not for me !

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    If you are lucky enough to have good strong nails then there is no need to wear fake nails. If however you are like me and have nails like a baby and they are soft and flexible they are good for nothing and keep breaking, then fake nails are great. I love wearing acrylic nails and I have taught myself how to put them on and maintain them (not the ones you stick on).

    I love using my nails for opening cans, tins, back rubbing and of course scratching the base of balls

    I also love nail varnish and it's probably the most girly thing about me.

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    Can I ask

    Why do all the young wans have different colour nails

    Like each hand has 4 pink and one purple or one with glitter shite

    Why not just all the same pattern or colour
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