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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    Are you about to use your goldfish as toilet paper? Dude!

    I wasn't. But now that you mention it, I'm sure those scales are reusable

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Anderson View Post
    I wasn't. But now that you mention it, I'm sure those scales are reusable


    Classic day4 man flu symptom that!

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    If you are able to get out and about with the intention of seeing an escort you don't have the flu, you have what's known in the medical profession as the common cold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post


    Classic day4 man flu symptom that!

    Meh. A goldfish is far from the weirdest thing I've used to polish my starfish. You should try spending a few weeks up a mountain sometime, you get really adept and resourceful with everyday thrash. You wouldn't believe how brilliantly the lid of a sardine can will clean your posterior regions ... in a scrape

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    Quote Originally Posted by SecretaryLover View Post
    If you are able to get out and about with the intention of seeing an escort you don't have the flu, you have what's known in the medical profession as the common cold.

    Agreed. Would you go see an escort if you had a cold?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Anderson View Post
    Meh. A goldfish is far from the weirdest thing I've used to polish my starfish. You should try spending a few weeks up a mountain sometime, you get really adept and resourceful with everyday thrash. You wouldn't believe how brilliantly the lid of a sardine can will clean your posterior regions ... in a scrape
    Thanks for that report mr.Grylls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Anderson View Post
    Agreed. Would you go see an escort if you had a cold?
    No, definitely not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SecretaryLover View Post
    No, definitely not.
    Well then you're welcome to use my goldfish any time you like

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    Alas,poor Anderson...


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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    Alas,poor Anderson...


    Alright, I can see you're not getting it. Picture this if you will.

    You haven't seen Claudia for over six months. You've started to forget about her. You're here wasting time until inspiration strikes but the only thing that strikes is man flu.

    AND THEN CLAUDIA SHOWS UP IN YOUR AREA FOR A FEW DAY!!!!


    Now do you see? Do you see?!?!?

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