Trolls are so much better than you!

[Dick]

Why does everyone hate Trolls?
They are so much better than you!

Trolls are indigenous and exist in all aspects of society.
Being a Troll is not confined to any sex, race or creed.
They are not limited by a lack of intelligence, in fact the opposite is sometimes true.

They can be fat, thin, have stretch marks that Michelin would be proud of, be ginger, suffer from bad breath or pongy feet.
Have a REALLY small dick, or a fanny you can get an echo in.
No door is closed to a Troll, no university or political party.

They can be pro gun or against guns, love slasher movies or hate sugary Disney movies.

Trolls can be gay, lesbian metrosexual or openly heterosexual.

Maybe they can make a fully functioning outdoor toilet from pieces of string, some old boots and your granny's colostomy bag, or maybe they just make funny noises when they cum, you know complete with that lovely screwed up "I'm cumming" face!

Yep, Trolls are the fastest growing society group in the world, the more cables we lay in the desert and under the seas, the more they join.
They are LEGION!

Nothing but a troll can inspire that "They're a fucking troll!!!" feeling and get you keyboard bashing sending reports off to mods quicker than you can wipe a babies arse on a non stop coach holiday

Trolls say the things you think but wont say, say the things you hoped someone else would say or just say stuff so you can get that warm fuzzy. "Helped ban another Troll today!!" fist pump

Trolls...because they really are fucking great!

[SmallHorn]

We are all trolls really