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    Default Trolls are so much better than you!

    Why does everyone hate Trolls?
    They are so much better than you!

    Trolls are indigenous and exist in all aspects of society.
    Being a Troll is not confined to any sex, race or creed.
    They are not limited by a lack of intelligence, in fact the opposite is sometimes true.

    They can be fat, thin, have stretch marks that Michelin would be proud of, be ginger, suffer from bad breath or pongy feet.
    Have a REALLY small dick, or a fanny you can get an echo in.
    No door is closed to a Troll, no university or political party.

    They can be pro gun or against guns, love slasher movies or hate sugary Disney movies.

    Trolls can be gay, lesbian metrosexual or openly heterosexual.

    Maybe they can make a fully functioning outdoor toilet from pieces of string, some old boots and your granny's colostomy bag, or maybe they just make funny noises when they cum, you know complete with that lovely screwed up "I'm cumming" face!

    Yep, Trolls are the fastest growing society group in the world, the more cables we lay in the desert and under the seas, the more they join.
    They are LEGION!

    Nothing but a troll can inspire that "They're a fucking troll!!!" feeling and get you keyboard bashing sending reports off to mods quicker than you can wipe a babies arse on a non stop coach holiday

    Trolls say the things you think but wont say, say the things you hoped someone else would say or just say stuff so you can get that warm fuzzy. "Helped ban another Troll today!!" fist pump

    Trolls...because they really are fucking great!

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    We are all trolls really

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick View Post
    Why does everyone hate Trolls?
    They are so much better than you!

    Trolls are indigenous and exist in all aspects of society.
    Being a Troll is not confined to any sex, race or creed.
    They are not limited by a lack of intelligence, in fact the opposite is sometimes true.

    They can be fat, thin, have stretch marks that Michelin would be proud of, be ginger, suffer from bad breath or pongy feet.
    Have a REALLY small dick, or a fanny you can get an echo in.
    No door is closed to a Troll, no university or political party.

    They can be pro gun or against guns, love slasher movies or hate sugary Disney movies.

    Trolls can be gay, lesbian metrosexual or openly heterosexual.

    Maybe they can make a fully functioning outdoor toilet from pieces of string, some old boots and your granny's colostomy bag, or maybe they just make funny noises when they cum, you know complete with that lovely screwed up "I'm cumming" face!

    Yep, Trolls are the fastest growing society group in the world, the more cables we lay in the desert and under the seas, the more they join.
    They are LEGION!

    Nothing but a troll can inspire that "They're a fucking troll!!!" feeling and get you keyboard bashing sending reports off to mods quicker than you can wipe a babies arse on a non stop coach holiday

    Trolls say the things you think but wont say, say the things you hoped someone else would say or just say stuff so you can get that warm fuzzy. "Helped ban another Troll today!!" fist pump

    Trolls...because they really are fucking great!
    A good post Dick. I had to check I was going to say bettercallsaul, them Claudia123! Your all blurring into one.
    Last edited by irishdeltaforce; 07-10-15 at 19:24. Reason: Betterdickdia123 or something!

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce View Post
    A good post Dick. I had to check I was going to say bettercallsaul, them Claudia123! Your all blurring into one.
    Seriously? I would have said it in ten words,when do I ever use all those words to say anything?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    Seriously? I would have said it in ten words,when do I ever use all those words to say anything?
    Claudia has a few words for you....."Shut up Bitch!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick View Post
    Claudia has a few words for you....."Shut up Bitch!"
    She would have said Slut,get it right ffs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    She would have said Slut,get it right ffs!

    Tramp would have worked too !

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    She would have said Slut,get it right ffs!
    she calls you slut?
    She calls me Bitch!

    and sexy handsome stud, wake up and make love to me....again

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    Quote Originally Posted by The dirt bird View Post
    Tramp would have worked too !
    No that's her,jeeze have you not learned anything!

    you look tired by the way... I wonder why?

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