Scatmans John Broken Relationship

[bettercallsaul]

on the days she's not being paid by me she can see you ok regards John

I don't think you fully grasp the Independence of the woman

[adrienn]

you are lovely but I. John thinks its a bit expensive, what kind of car would you like, ford ka?

but if i was paying you 10k a day i'd expect you to be mine for that day at least

No babe not ford ffs......A dodge challenger Will do....see not to fussy

[Scatmandave]

Hi john, Dave here, hang on in there buddy. You can be lonely in a relationship as well you know, but at least you can just wander about in your pants and leave the seat up!

[scatmanjohn]

So DAVE,are you telling us you left your wife for a guy called John Love?

wife left me for another man, i am just an ordinary John me, nothing special at all

[bettercallsaul]

Hi john, Dave here, hang on in there buddy. You can be lonely in a relationship as well you know, but at least you can just wander about in your pants and leave the seat up!

Nice of you to support Dave like that ,John.

[bettercallsaul]

wife left me for another man, i am just an ordinary John me, nothing special at all

Have you enough money for a dodge challenger,Dave? Might change your life for the good

[Scatmandave]

Nice of you to support Dave like that ,John.

No, im Dave, thought we had settled this? He is John

[Flappy]

I miss the warmth of a woman in my bed, someone to talk to and pass the time, every minute is an hour when you are on your own, do other guys find it the same

Babestation help!

[bettercallsaul]

No, im Dave, thought we had settled this? He is John

Thanks for clearing that up, John.

[scatmanjohn]

No babe not ford ffs......A dodge challenger Will do....see not to fussy

had to google that, thats an American beefcake car, I drive a ford cortina, its one i restored 4 years ago, very sexy machine