Deluded members

**Cable87** · 02-10-15, 09:11

Glad there's someone to put us lonely losers back in our place... I'll never be so deluded as to think a woman from here might find me worth having a conversation with ever again...

**Naughtynatalie** · 02-10-15, 09:16

Originally Posted by zilch

I'm thinking of sending a questionnaire for the lady to qualify for my wonga

What you doing the weekend babe ? ........... I'm sugar coating shit.
What did ya have for breakfast ? .............. your da.
When did ya last have a bowl movement ? ............ an hour ago when I put my cereal bowl in the dishwasher.
What was the name of ya first pet ? .............. Adolf Hitler, he was a bunny rabbit.
Who's ya favourite uncle ? ............ Uncle Fester.
How often do ya trim ya toe nails ? ............. Never, I'm going for a world record.
How many hours sleep do you like each night ? ............ I dont sleep at night I'm a Vampire.

That's just the first page.

All the things i must consider before i make that booking

Please see above or dont

**SteveB** · 02-10-15, 09:18

Does drinking herbal tea give you a hangover?

**annabel taylor** · 02-10-15, 09:36

Originally Posted by SophieX

Thats the plan, must go dress shopping with Annabel when she rises from her pit, hope she hasn't got a bad head.....

Wasn't drinking dog woke me up tho

**The dirt bird** · 02-10-15, 09:40

Originally Posted by annabel taylor

Do some of ye blur the lines of reality? Take banter on the boards as sign it's ok to pm that escort? Pms are for bookings in my eyes not cutesy chats with men who money you won't see its an escort site don't be deluded we are here for money... banter on boards cool sending stupid pms not

Furthermore delusion gets bigger when you get hey ill buy you a drink in a nice pub
See my fee I make 200e am hour do u think I'm some down and out drunk who needs you to buy me a drink... really a fucking drink I should waste my time with some moron for free o sorry no for the price of a drink are you actually just having a laugh

Keep ur pms to girls you will book Nd for bookings

Otherwise your on the wrong site

And remember your a username and to us that's money when it comes to pms
Not a fucking hope of a golden non profit friendship

Any chance of a golden shower ? I will provide the herbal tea babe.
Pm sent

**JAMESCORK** · 02-10-15, 09:50

Originally Posted by Naughtynatalie

Please see above or dont

Hahaha.. Funny...

**Naughtynatalie** · 02-10-15, 09:59

Originally Posted by JAMESCORK

Hahaha.. Funny...

T'is all true too

**Dick** · 02-10-15, 10:12

Originally Posted by Naughtynatalie

T'is all true too

In that case, you've pulled, fancy a drink later? Pm for details

**Dick** · 02-10-15, 10:31

Originally Posted by annabel taylor

Wasn't drinking dog woke me up tho

Gotta love a big wet doggy tongue in yer ........face first thing in the morning, jumping on top of ya!

Yep I went there, yer all thinking it though but I am dick enough to say it! )D

**Naughtynatalie** · 02-10-15, 11:01

Originally Posted by Dick

In that case, you've pulled, fancy a drink later? Pm for details

Pm on the way babe

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