Old Man

[SmallHorn]

Indeed,if proof is required: tom rambo can post!

Though you and Tom are best mates in the anti-smallhorn alliance?


LOLL

[MALCOLM]

In your sarcasm you have hit upon a genius idea. E-I should be more modern & secular anyway IMO.

Can you imagine the stuff that would be said to a shrink? The mind boggles!

I have a few things I would like to get off my chest.

It would be good, we have confessions already, we need a shrink now, they'd offer us better advice than 'say our father and 3 hail mary's

[SmallHorn]

Anyway, back on topic.


I am not old



Turns out to be a nice surprise for my chosen lucky lady

[MALCOLM]

Your reading to much into things. Your not a time waster, have cash & you know how to wash your willy & probably can't last more then five minutes. Perfect client. Nothing to do with age bruv!

and the escorts can't say you're too big baby when he's asks for Anal so thats a huge bonus,

[xagerate]

I could safely say every escort I have booked via pm has been surprised that I am not an "Old man"

Happened again today, has no bearing on the punt itself but Im just curious.

Whats thats all about?

Do I come across as an old todger on the forums like Wacker, Rambo, IDF, jabberjibber, Exagerate??



So in typical old man Smallhorn style I have created a poll.

Thought id got a mention there for a split second
If you are a young man ,you have less of an excuse than me to be on here

[bettercallsaul]

Thought id got a mention there for a split second
If you are a young man ,you have less of an excuse than me to be on here

Well said!