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    O.K it's been over two years since my long term girlfriend (I was ratted out by a low person) left me.
    She came back briefly, decided I was an asshole apparently & left again. And after a major drama and some & heartache, she's alright and I'm getting into a routine.

    I went off the rails for a while (I was never really on them but at least when she was here there was someone to say "Stop")!

    Anyway things I miss about living with a woman:

    G-stings & smalls hanging all over the bathroom. I know it sounds mad, no explanation here!

    A shirt ironed every now and then.

    A wide variety of meals.

    The constant having stuff to do (mostly crap), but hey what else would I be doing.

    Watching films together (although 60% was pure shit).

    The phone calls & texts to make sure I'm alright and haven't been abducted by aliens.

    The company and someone to do stuff for.


    Things I don't miss: The constant f**king nagging about bloody everything!

    Cleaning (I have a cleaner but I still seem to have to do it! ).

    Sharing the bed, it's brilliant being able to sprawl out.

    Being told to go to bed at three in the morning when there's loads of drink left.

    Any kind of shopping and following her around the shops like a lost puppy.

    Having to shower & shave on my days off!

    Anyway that's on my mind right now.

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    Did you ever think of getting a Pet IDF
    Couldn't live on my own, need some sort of companion in my life to keep me sane

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce View Post
    O.K it's been over two years since my long term girlfriend (I was ratted out by a low person) left me.
    She came back briefly, decided I was an asshole apparently & left again. And after a major drama and some & heartache, she's alright and I'm getting into a routine.

    I went off the rails for a while (I was never really on them but at least when she was here there was someone to say "Stop")!

    Anyway things I miss about living with a woman:

    G-stings & smalls hanging all over the bathroom. I know it sounds mad, no explanation here!

    A shirt ironed every now and then.

    A wide variety of meals.

    The constant having stuff to do (mostly crap), but hey what else would I be doing.

    Watching films together (although 60% was pure shit).

    The phone calls & texts to make sure I'm alright and haven't been abducted by aliens.

    The company and someone to do stuff for.


    Things I don't miss: The constant f**king nagging about bloody everything!

    Cleaning (I have a cleaner but I still seem to have to do it! ).

    Sharing the bed, it's brilliant being able to sprawl out.

    Being told to go to bed at three in the morning when there's loads of drink left.

    Any kind of shopping and following her around the shops like a lost puppy.

    Having to shower & shave on my days off!

    Anyway that's on my mind right now.

    Sorry for your troubles and all that.

    Question : Did she catch you doing the dirt?


    Also on your 'things I miss' list you forgot spooning.

    And on the other list you forgot 'toilet seat dilemnas'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walshie View Post
    Did you ever think of getting a Pet IDF
    Couldn't live on my own, need some sort of companion in my life to keep me sane
    I would love a dog but I work mad hours it would not be fair to leave a pet home alone for so long I think.

    A gold fish is not really the same. You can't bring it for walks and sit on your knee & stuff and you always have that bowl between you!
    Last edited by irishdeltaforce; 27-09-15 at 21:38.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walshie View Post
    Did you ever think of getting a Pet IDF
    Couldn't live on my own, need some sort of companion in my life to keep me sane
    I thought that,s why you had Chow Mein


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiberjabber View Post
    Sorry for your troubles and all that.

    Question : Did she catch you doing the dirt?


    Also on your 'things I miss' list you forgot spooning.

    And on the other list you forgot 'toilet seat dilemnas'
    Leave the poor guy alone,I bet he has no idea what dilemnas are!

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    Quote Originally Posted by willie wacker View Post
    I thought that,s why you had Chow Mein
    She burst

    Dincha know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce View Post
    I would love a dog but I work mad hours it would not be fair to leave a pet home alone for so long I think.

    A gold fish is not really the same. You can't bring it for walks and sit on your knee & stuff and you always have that bowl between you!
    Ya but it can never shit on your knee or never runaway


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    Quote Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce View Post
    O.K it's been over two years since my long term girlfriend (I was ratted out by a low person) left me.
    She came back briefly, decided I was an asshole apparently & left again. And after a major drama and some & heartache, she's alright and I'm getting into a routine.

    I went off the rails for a while (I was never really on them but at least when she was here there was someone to say "Stop")!

    Anyway things I miss about living with a woman:

    G-stings & smalls hanging all over the bathroom. I know it sounds mad, no explanation here!

    A shirt ironed every now and then.

    A wide variety of meals.

    The constant having stuff to do (mostly crap), but hey what else would I be doing.

    Watching films together (although 60% was pure shit).

    The phone calls & texts to make sure I'm alright and haven't been abducted by aliens.

    The company and someone to do stuff for.


    Things I don't miss: The constant f**king nagging about bloody everything!

    Cleaning (I have a cleaner but I still seem to have to do it! ).

    Sharing the bed, it's brilliant being able to sprawl out.

    Being told to go to bed at three in the morning when there's loads of drink left.

    Any kind of shopping and following her around the shops like a lost puppy.

    Having to shower & shave on my days off!

    Anyway that's on my mind right now.
    I live in a female free dwelling, which is fine 99% of the time. The other 1% is sheer loneliness, but sure you can't have everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce View Post
    I would love a dog but I work mad hours it would not be fair to leave a pet home alone for so long I think.

    A gold fish is not really the same. You can't bring it for walks and sit on your knee & stuff and you always have that bowl between you!
    I was thinking more a parrot or budgie so you could teach it some words.....

    so when your lady friend comes round its 'show us your titties' or ' drop your panties and bent over now'....
    Last edited by Walshie; 27-09-15 at 21:54.

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