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    Question What will happen to us?

    If you check the boards from about 3 or more years ago, most of the names of the client posters are unrecognisable…what happened to them?

    Curiosity got the better of me so I PM’d 26 posters that have “disappeared” to ask what happened.

    Results:

    One guy couldn’t find his way back out of an apartment complex, trapped for 2 hours eventually setting off a fire alarm. Lost his nerve for ever.

    Another one lost his nerve after booking an escort only to be greeted by his mother in bra and crotch less knickers…never again.

    One joined the Foreign Legion

    Another guy got an escort pregnant after the condom slipped, did the decent thing and married her. Both living happily in Italy with 7 kids so far.

    A young fella got caught by his teacher who confiscated his phone and told him Mum.

    An auld lad in a nursing home suffers from Alzheimer’s and keeps forgetting his login PW so creates a new identity every day.

    4 guys said that from meeting escorts they gained hugh self confidence, perfected oral and other sexual skills, so that now they can charm the knickers of any girl they want!

    16 no replies….Maybe a killer escort touring the country? Or trapping punters in a dungeon?

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    And then there was the dirt bird.

    He flew back.

    A homing pigeon maybe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosa Nostra View Post
    If you check the boards from about 3 or more years ago, most of the names of the client posters are unrecognisable…what happened to them?

    Curiosity got the better of me so I PM’d 26 posters that have “disappeared” to ask what happened.

    Results:

    One guy couldn’t find his way back out of an apartment complex, trapped for 2 hours eventually setting off a fire alarm. Lost his nerve for ever.

    Another one lost his nerve after booking an escort only to be greeted by his mother in bra and crotch less knickers…never again.

    One joined the Foreign Legion

    Another guy got an escort pregnant after the condom slipped, did the decent thing and married her. Both living happily in Italy with 7 kids so far.

    A young fella got caught by his teacher who confiscated his phone and told him Mum.

    An auld lad in a nursing home suffers from Alzheimer’s and keeps forgetting his login PW so creates a new identity every day.

    4 guys said that from meeting escorts they gained hugh self confidence, perfected oral and other sexual skills, so that now they can charm the knickers of any girl they want!

    16 no replies….Maybe a killer escort touring the country? Or trapping punters in a dungeon?
    I reckon I will book a duo, and then go into cardiac arrest when they ask for the money

    My last wishes is for all the many many girls I have loved to carry my coffin (Thank god there's a lot of them )
    and to have a 21 orgy salute.
    Love to see my family's face when the back row of the church is filled with weeping gorgeous women...handing out business cards

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosa Nostra View Post
    If you check the boards from about 3 or more years ago, most of the names of the client posters are unrecognisable…what happened to them?

    Curiosity got the better of me so I PM’d 26 posters that have “disappeared” to ask what happened.

    Results:

    One guy couldn’t find his way back out of an apartment complex, trapped for 2 hours eventually setting off a fire alarm. Lost his nerve for ever.

    Another one lost his nerve after booking an escort only to be greeted by his mother in bra and crotch less knickers…never again.

    One joined the Foreign Legion

    Another guy got an escort pregnant after the condom slipped, did the decent thing and married her. Both living happily in Italy with 7 kids so far.

    A young fella got caught by his teacher who confiscated his phone and told him Mum.

    An auld lad in a nursing home suffers from Alzheimer’s and keeps forgetting his login PW so creates a new identity every day.

    4 guys said that from meeting escorts they gained hugh self confidence, perfected oral and other sexual skills, so that now they can charm the knickers of any girl they want!

    16 no replies….Maybe a killer escort touring the country? Or trapping punters in a dungeon?
    Name and shame


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    Quote Originally Posted by xagerate View Post
    Name and shame
    Cosa nostra practices Omerta.

    Ffs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nonpareil View Post
    And then there was the dirt bird.

    He flew back.

    A homing pigeon maybe.
    I will always be here in some form

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    Quote Originally Posted by The dirt bird View Post
    I will always be here in some form
    Don't leave
    (It will take you ages to get past "registered user" if you have to start all over again )


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    Quote Originally Posted by xagerate View Post
    Don't leave
    (It will take you ages to get past "registered user" if you have to start all over again )
    Not at the rate that he posts!

    God!....can't stand these guys that are always here posting on every thread;-)

    Interesting that the posts were clocked back to zero.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xagerate View Post
    Name and shame
    Don't be pretending it's never happened to you. Liar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiberjabber View Post
    Don't be pretending it's never happened to you. Liar.
    Did you have a red face or feel flushed when you typed that?
    I think we may have found the button pusher



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