Penis Hygiene

**Clueless** · 22-09-15, 23:15

how do you keep it spanking new and ready for action

**Walshie** · 22-09-15, 23:27

1.
First I boil the kettle (no i'm not going to scald it).

2
I then get a mug and then heave in 3 large tablespoons of salt.

3
I pour the boiling water into the mug to dissolve the salt and wait for it to cool, luke warm is fine.

4
I take my willy out and dip him, head first into the mix.

5
I then read Playboy while willy is still submerged and still hard for about five minutes, Take him out, a quick shake to get rid of any excess water and towel dry.
Repeat procedure again the following day.

6
Then off to bed the two of us go.

That's my regime on how to keep my Penis in tip top condition

**Clueless** · 22-09-15, 23:43

Would it not be easier to take a swim in the sea every day...

**Walshie** · 23-09-15, 00:03

Originally Posted by Clueless

Would it not be easier to take a swim in the sea every day...

would but it would freeze the balls on a brass monkey it would this weather

**jakelanders** · 23-09-15, 00:20

Ii

Originally Posted by Walshie

1.
First I boil the kettle (no i'm not going to scald it).

2
I then get a mug and then heave in 3 large tablespoons of salt.

3
I pour the boiling water into the mug to dissolve the salt and wait for it to cool, luke warm is fine.

4
I take my willy out and dip him, head first into the mix.

5
I then read Playboy while willy is still submerged and still hard for about five minutes, Take him out, a quick shake to get rid of any excess water and towel dry.
Repeat procedure again the following day.

6
Then off to bed the two of us go.

That's my regime on how to keep my Penis in tip top condition

A mug???

I must be special ....... I need a bucket

**Walshie** · 23-09-15, 07:58

Originally Posted by jakelanders

Ii

A mug???

I must be special ....... I need a bucket

My Penis Mug

**casman** · 23-09-15, 08:54

Pull back the foreskin and give it a good scrubbing,some lads out there haven't a clue was chatting to an escort the other day and the amount of guys she gets that come out of the shower smelly is unbelievable

**Walshie** · 23-09-15, 09:01

Would be great if escorts could remember to buy a jar of table salt when next out shopping as only 39c at tescos at the moment and stick it beside the toiletries just in case i pop round

**TonyB** · 23-09-15, 15:44

Originally Posted by casman

Pull back the foreskin and give it a good scrubbing,some lads out there haven't a clue was chatting to an escort the other day and the amount of guys she gets that come out of the shower smelly is unbelievable

That was probably me.
Sorry

**Cosa Nostra** · 23-09-15, 09:30

This is really good stuff...sold for horses, but great for men as well.

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Mane and Tail shampoo was originally marketed for horses also!

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