Penis Hygiene

[TonyB]

Pull back the foreskin and give it a good scrubbing,some lads out there haven't a clue was chatting to an escort the other day and the amount of guys she gets that come out of the shower smelly is unbelievable

That was probably me.
Sorry

[TonyB]

Yes. And sometimes when nobody's looking I sometimes stick my mates toothbrush up my bum, just for laughs like!

Have you a point?

I'm sorry I have to ask;
Which end do you stick in? Bristles or handle?

[nonpareil]

I'm sorry I have to ask;
Which end do you stick in? Bristles or handle?

Masochist or not may be the question there!

[Bedders]

Yes. And sometimes when nobody's looking I sometimes stick my mates toothbrush up my bum, just for laughs like!

Have you a point?

Is it electric, cos then I can see the appeal!, those water floss things are fun as well! Allegedly

[nonpareil]

My routine is fill a pint glass with luke warm water add a bit of mister muscle and 2 denture cleaning tablets.let it soak for 30 minutes.take it out beat it of a wall a few times to loosen up the smeg hit it with the power washer and hey presto lol.ffs just wash more often ffs

And then go visit A & E.

[nonpareil]

Not at all he's used to it now lol .right little warrior lol

The helmet protects him ;-)

[Bedders]

Mine is detachable with interchangeable parts for those "hard to reach" places

[SteveB]

I was going to post and say it was self-cleaning but then I thought better of it.

[nonpareil]

I was going to post and say it was self-cleaning but then I thought better of it.

Vaginas are self cleaning.

Penises need a wash.

Every other week or so.

[Bedders]

Vaginas are self cleaning.

Penises need a wash.

Every other week or so.

So not true, I've had many a fish supper