Penis Hygiene

**casman** · 23-09-15, 08:54

Pull back the foreskin and give it a good scrubbing,some lads out there haven't a clue was chatting to an escort the other day and the amount of guys she gets that come out of the shower smelly is unbelievable

**Walshie** · 23-09-15, 09:01

Would be great if escorts could remember to buy a jar of table salt when next out shopping as only 39c at tescos at the moment and stick it beside the toiletries just in case i pop round

**Cosa Nostra** · 23-09-15, 09:30

This is really good stuff...sold for horses, but great for men as well.

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Mane and Tail shampoo was originally marketed for horses also!

**TiffanyTees** · 23-09-15, 09:49

SORRY HUN It has to be done

**nonpareil** · 23-09-15, 11:43

Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce

What this about then?

Have you considered therapy for your issues?

I'm thinking about it.

The dreaded weight issue.....dunno?

**nonpareil** · 23-09-15, 11:48

Originally Posted by bjornagain

Yes, this is my method. I like to have 2 showers, one in the morning and one when I get home from work. It refreshes you I find and gives you some energy.
Although I don't like to be naked, I like to shower, which is strange???

Personally if the sun was shining, I would love to treat the world on main street, to my white, flabby, freckled body

But I don't think the cops would need F. Fitzgerald's brand spanking new bill to act;-)

**nonpareil** · 23-09-15, 11:49

Originally Posted by Clueless

how do you keep it spanking new and ready for action

As has often been pointed out here.....wipe it on the curtains.

And regular blow jobs will keep it sparkling;-)

**nonpareil** · 23-09-15, 11:55

Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce

That's your issue.

Mine is I only have a liquid diet.

No time for food, dude.

Being self aware does not help!

I wish it was different.

It was the issue when it was getting difficult to put on my socks.

Happily the issue has been resolved

**Jiberjabber** · 23-09-15, 13:45

Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce

And I try not to drink on work days!

Have you ever pulled your lad out in a bar and dipped it in your friend's drink while they've been out smoking/ piddling?

No particular reason for asking ...

**Jiberjabber** · 23-09-15, 14:19

Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce

Yes. And sometimes when nobody's looking I sometimes stick my mates toothbrush up my bum, just for laughs like!

Have you a point?

Nope, no point, just asking. Bit surprised about the toothbrush in ass thing, wasn't expecting that. Don't think I'll be trying it as most of my friends don't take their toothbrush to the bar.

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