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[luther]

Luther what makes you think the punt is free? She said you can come and see her.....we can all do that and then once we've seen her, turn around and walk away....completely for free.

However, even if she did give you a free punt, she might insist that you write your review on her laptop, and charge you the 120 or 200 for that.

We all have to sing for our suppers in this life....it's just that some of us are better singers.

It's the new disclaimer.......
"Escorts charge for their internet access only. Anything else that occurs is a matter of coincidence and choice between concenting adults. Onsite reviews are compulsory!"

[carlos marvado]

It's the new disclaimer.......
"Escorts charge for their internet access only. Anything else that occurs is a matter of coincidence and choice between concenting adults. Onsite reviews are compulsory!"

Luther my man, your a genius. You've just given all the brothers a brilliant excuse if the old bill catch them on the job.

Garda: Mr. X, what is the purpose of you being in the bedroom of this apartment with this naked lady?
Mr X: I only came here because my modem is'nt working and I ask this lady if I might be able to use hers for a little while.
Garda: Did you pay the lady any money?
Mr X: I gave her a nominal amount for the use of her laptop and because she said she was a bit short of money until the end of the month, I lent her some more as well.
Garda: Mr.X, why are you sitting on the lady's bed completely naked?
Mr X: Well Garda, it's a little embarrasing. You see, when I visit certain websites I prefer to be naked for ease of access.
Garda: Mr. X, did you have sexual intercourse or did any sexual acts occur between you and the lady?
Mr X: No Garda, I'm a catholic and besides that I'm still a virgin.
Garda: Final question Mr. X. Would your user name on Escort-Ireland happen to be "Shy Newbie" by any chance?
Mr X: (Face goes as red as his you-know-what).

[luther]

Luther my man, your a genius. You've just given all the brothers a brilliant excuse if the old bill catch them on the job.

Garda: Mr. X, what is the purpose of you being in the bedroom of this apartment with this naked lady?
Mr X: I only came here because my modem is'nt working and I ask this lady if I might be able to use hers for a little while.
Garda: Did you pay the lady any money?
Mr X: I gave her a nominal amount for the use of her laptop and because she said she was a bit short of money until the end of the month, I lent her some more as well.
Garda: Mr.X, why are you sitting on the lady's bed completely naked?
Mr X: Well Garda, it's a little embarrasing. You see, when I visit certain websites I prefer to be naked for ease of access.
Garda: Mr. X, did you have sexual intercourse or did any sexual acts occur between you and the lady?
Mr X: No Garda, I'm a catholic and besides that I'm still a virgin.
Garda: Final question Mr. X. Would your user name on Escort-Ireland happen to be "Shy Newbie" by any chance?
Mr X: (Face goes as red as his you-know-what).

LMFAOOL

And the sneaky little f*@ker stole the idea Fiona and I were hatching all evening.....

[Blondy]

don`t have other better thing to do instead of laughing to my post???don`t want my services,nobody judge you,but i don`t understand where is your problem??and if after meeting i asked clients to live me a review where is the problem??i really don`t understand.i think both of u don`t have an ocupation all the day and stay looking to escorts.a normal people look for escort when need her service,not 24 hours to a web escort sites.wake up people!!!!i bet that u don`t have a family or kids to grow up or u don`t need money because u have an office work and all money you spend for drink or escorts.i am sorry for yours,but that is the truth.

[luther]

don`t have other better thing to do instead of laughing to my post???don`t want my services,nobody judge you,but i don`t understand where is your problem??and if after meeting i asked clients to live me a review where is the problem??i really don`t understand.i think both of u don`t have an ocupation all the day and stay looking to escorts.a normal people look for escort when need her service,not 24 hours to a web escort sites.wake up people!!!!i bet that u don`t have a family or kids to grow up or u don`t need money because u have an office work and all money you spend for drink or escorts.i am sorry for yours,but that is the truth.

Anna I'm sorry.................
This thread did start off welcoming you to Dublin and then got a little side tracked because of some suspicious reviews and then proceded off the rails completely.........
I realise you're just trying to advertise here but some things just looked a little suspicious to us and when things look a little odd they're usually worth a second look.......
Again I'm sorry for posting these things on your advertising thread......


Ps. Sorry Patricia......... I know........ I know.....

[Blondy]

ok.no problem.tnx for apologies

[carlos marvado]

don`t have other better thing to do instead of laughing to my post???don`t want my services,nobody judge you,but i don`t understand where is your problem??and if after meeting i asked clients to live me a review where is the problem??i really don`t understand.i think both of u don`t have an ocupation all the day and stay looking to escorts.a normal people look for escort when need her service,not 24 hours to a web escort sites.wake up people!!!!i bet that u don`t have a family or kids to grow up or u don`t need money because u have an office work and all money you spend for drink or escorts.i am sorry for yours,but that is the truth.

You know luther, Anna has a good point there.

We dont have anything better to do.
We dont have jobs.
We dont have families.

Just as well we both have a sense of humour!

Oh yeah....and we spend all our money on drink and escorts.
Well if Anna feels sorry for us, we'll just have to stop spending on escorts.
Hope that makes her happy again.

[luther]

You know luther, Anna has a good point there.

We dont have anything better to do.
We dont have jobs.
We dont have families.

Just as well we both have a sense of humour!

Oh yeah....and we spend all our money on drink and escorts.
Well if Anna feels sorry for us, we'll just have to stop spending on escorts.
Hope that makes her happy again.

Well she had the measure of me ..... inch perfect.... and although the same thoughts were in my mind as you've suggested I couldn't quite fight my way through my tears of depression to type it out..........
Good to see you've stopped short of suggesting we not spend our money on beer though.....
Have to admit, that didn't even enter my mind.....


Oh by the way.... I do have to give credit for accepting my apology ...... and for the new name...... Mister L.......

[carlos marvado]

Well she had the measure of me ..... inch perfect.... and although the same thoughts were in my mind as you've suggested I couldn't quite fight my way through my tears of depression to type it out..........
Good to see you've stopped short of suggesting we not spend our money on beer though.....
Have to admit, that didn't even enter my mind.....


Oh by the way.... I do have to give credit for accepting my apology ...... and for the new name...... Mister L.......

No Luther, life would'nt be worth living if we stopped spending our money are beer.

As they say "For many things in life there's Mastercard....but a sense of humour, priceless"

Still have'nt worked out what you went apologising for.......she should be the one thanking us as we've managed to keep her thread at the top of the pile for how many weeks now. Would'nt it be nice if we could keep this up at No .1 until Christmas. We'd have to retitled it.though..................maybe "O come all ye faithful and join Anna in the manger".

If she had to pay us to write this material and give her this publicity, it would cost her a quare penny. The very least she could do is invite us both round to sample some of her Eastern European fare.

[Blondy]

i am sorry for mister L,but i didn`t want to tipe bad your name because i am not from ireland and don`t know very good english.and mister carlos...i really don`t need u keep my thread up.tnx u can keep your senses of houmour for beer and other things better for u.