You guys are not right in the head...

[zonaria08]

I would just like to point out in respect to what I am gonna say it does not refer to all escorts. It only refers to the ones that seem to live in the chat rooms and forums!!!( You should know who you are)

Anyway onto my point. Before the last few weeks I didnt have much of an opinion on escorts as I felt it was there business what they do but from what Ive seen the last while I have only come to the conclusion that some of ye have some major emotional malfunctions that ye really should sort out!! Ye really have signs of underlying regressive problems that is really coming to surface due to your childish behavior!! I have been a member for a awhile but have actually never been with an escort cause didnt have the balls basically but to be honest now I am glad cause could have been a treacherous mistake! You can rip on me all you like but im not posting this as an insult Im posting it so ye can step back and have a long hard look at yourselfs.

[Liz McDonald]

That's very sound advice zonaria08. Hot Lizzy take note!

[Hot Lizzy]

I would just like to point out in respect to what I am gonna say it does not refer to all escorts. It only refers to the ones that seem to live in the chat rooms and forums!!!( You should know who you are)

Anyway onto my point. Before the last few weeks I didnt have much of an opinion on escorts as I felt it was there business what they do but from what Ive seen the last while I have only come to the conclusion that some of ye have some major emotional malfunctions that ye really should sort out!! Ye really have signs of underlying regressive problems that is really coming to surface due to your childish behavior!! I have been a member for a awhile but have actually never been with an escort cause didnt have the balls basically but to be honest now I am glad cause could have been a treacherous mistake! You can rip on me all you like but im not posting this as an insult Im posting it so ye can step back and have a long hard look at yourselfs.

Well if you don't see escorts what the heck are you doing on here love........seems to me that you are the one with the problem.

I think most of us here have come to the conslusion that there are a lot of men that arent all there to be honest with you.

Now i would like for you to suggest who would be the best neurologist that i could go and see to get my head checked out and whilst there i can make an apointment for you to and then you can book me to see that my name isnt Abbey Normal but sick of men with ego's like you that think you are so much better than the rest of us - make note - you aren't

Bloody cheek............. The real Elizabeth

[carlos marvado]

Lizzy, this Brother is what is refered to as a "voyeur". He obviously enjoys looking at all those nice pictures and spanking the monkey. The Brother has made a confession that he is somewhat lacking in the scrotum department. No harm......the Good Lord created us all different.

My recommendation is that the brother visits Padre Casey for a consultation...now that f***er certainly has balls....it would take a convent to drain the randy old goat.

[zonaria08]

Lizzy, this Brother is what is refered to as a "voyeur". He obviously enjoys looking at all those nice pictures and spanking the monkey. The Brother has made a confession that he is somewhat lacking in the scrotum department. No harm......the Good Lord created us all different.

My recommendation is that the brother visits Padre Casey for a consultation...now that f***er certainly has balls....it would take a convent to drain the randy old goat.

You could be right on that one but unfortunately your not Ive only been on this for awhile and If I was in dublin or somewhere where there are good looking escorts the story may have been different but im not! Now on to you..You must have a very low esteem when all you do stick up for escorts who are lost causes already in hope for acceptance or whatever your dillusional reasons maybe...May as well thrown you in the same bag as them...

[zonaria08]

This the last thing im gonna say on the matter cause I have better things to be doing. First off Liz you must not get many clients seeming so you are always online which in itself is answering the question " Why is Liz so fucking crazy?" Well the simple answer to that is that not only have you failed in life you have also failed as an escort aswell and that evidently kills you inside so you try to compensate with this big strong attitude that portray on this site...and these superb and high class clients to always get are definitely fictional as you are online all the time talking yourself up so I dont see where you get the time to see them. Face it your over the hill and just cant accept that no body would want to see a wrinkled old chav and with an attitude like yours I ride Dot from Eastenders before Id touch you so dont go making yourself feel all high and mighty by replying with one of your trademark responses like " you cant afford this...Im too good for you...youre a little boy...etc" the main reason you dont get clients is for the reasons stated above...And believe me thats not even a pinch of them!! After this Im not gonna entertain any of your repsonses as If anyone have already noticed that Liz can only get attention by insulting people and stirring shit and sadly enough that seems to be enough for her. Man youre 40 whatever age years old..Ive seen 12 year olds with more cop on and intelligence than you so go say what you like but its just gonna be insignificant just like you. xxx

[roryman]

I would just like to point out in respect to what I am gonna say it does not refer to all escorts. It only refers to the ones that seem to live in the chat rooms and forums!!!( You should know who you are)

Anyway onto my point. Before the last few weeks I didnt have much of an opinion on escorts as I felt it was there business what they do but from what Ive seen the last while I have only come to the conclusion that some of ye have some major emotional malfunctions that ye really should sort out!! Ye really have signs of underlying regressive problems that is really coming to surface due to your childish behavior!! I have been a member for a awhile but have actually never been with an escort cause didnt have the balls basically but to be honest now I am glad cause could have been a treacherous mistake! You can rip on me all you like but im not posting this as an insult Im posting it so ye can step back and have a long hard look at yourselfs.

Show me a "sane" person and I will show you a liar.
Now I may converse with people on here and thats my business. I'm sure you do lots of things I would find strange (like camp on an escort website for months and not actually book any of them???!!) E-1 is entertaining and, shock horror - full of beautiful women with attitude (just the way i like em!)
But when we are alone, we dont talk much and i certainly dont analyise them so whats the problem?

[carlos marvado]

This the last thing im gonna say on the matter cause I have better things to be doing. First off Liz you must not get many clients seeming so you are always online which in itself is answering the question " Why is Liz so fucking crazy?" Well the simple answer to that is that not only have you failed in life you have also failed as an escort aswell and that evidently kills you inside so you try to compensate with this big strong attitude that portray on this site...and these superb and high class clients to always get are definitely fictional as you are online all the time talking yourself up so I dont see where you get the time to see them. Face it your over the hill and just cant accept that no body would want to see a wrinkled old chav and with an attitude like yours I ride Dot from Eastenders before Id touch you so dont go making yourself feel all high and mighty by replying with one of your trademark responses like " you cant afford this...Im too good for you...youre a little boy...etc" the main reason you dont get clients is for the reasons stated above...And believe me thats not even a pinch of them!! After this Im not gonna entertain any of your repsonses as If anyone have already noticed that Liz can only get attention by insulting people and stirring shit and sadly enough that seems to be enough for her. Man youre 40 whatever age years old..Ive seen 12 year olds with more cop on and intelligence than you so go say what you like but its just gonna be insignificant just like you. xxx

I'm starting to wonder why this brother ever registered on an escort site. He seems to know an awful lot of Hot Lizzy's famous catchphrases off by heart and is an avid Eastenders fan. Now that's what I really call "living". Get me a chair somebody, before I collapse with the laughter.

But seriously brother, as you have even stated yourself, you are not looking for an escort any longer, because you basically think that the lot of them, including myself as a retired punter cum honorary escort now, are totally mad. So stop coming in here to look at the nice pictures and pick up on the latest gossip, deregister and go out and take in a nice comedy show. I hear that some the modern day comedians even use the sort of language that could get you banned in here. Jo Brand would even make me blush.

[Patricia]

You guys are not right in the head

But we are good in bed

[luther]

But we are good in bed

Thank you Patricia..... that's the nicest thing anybody has said about me all day!!!