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    Quote Originally Posted by Busty Malena and Carmen View Post
    cooooeeeeyyyy duckies

    i just soooo like to be a vixen too luvey ducks

    heres another charming little ditty that i like

    YouTube - The Tiger Lillies - Bully Boys


    up ducky

    clarence

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    Cooooeeeey ducky Clarence

    How have you been?

    I like your style luv. Lock up the Hilton one . I bloody wish and then we would all have peace here.

    Remember Clarence I'm the real liz around here from now on. Ignore yon one and talk to me instead. I had a nice conversation with BBJ on msn this morning. We must have been chatting for over 2 hours. He asked if I would give him bj as he's coming to see me in Cork. Yon one won't see him as she's very picky. No wonder she gets no clients. Did you here about her getting kicked out of the Montenette hotel in Cork. I couldn't stop laughing when I heard this. I hope she won't report me when I'm in Cork. But I'll be staying in a more classier venue because I'm an elite VIP escort

    I have to go now. I'm going over to Roys Rolls for a muffin
    I'm the real Liz, Queen of Soaps!!! Fancy a Hot Pot with Liz, have a good lick yummy!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Liz McDonald View Post
    Cooooeeeey ducky Clarence

    How have you been?

    I like your style luv. Lock up the Hilton one . I bloody wish and then we would all have peace here.

    Remember Clarence I'm the real liz around here from now on. Ignore yon one and talk to me instead. I had a nice conversation with BBJ on msn this morning. We must have been chatting for over 2 hours. He asked if I would give him bj as he's coming to see me in Cork. Yon one won't see him as she's very picky. No wonder she gets no clients. Did you here about her getting kicked out of the Montenette hotel in Cork. I couldn't stop laughing when I heard this. I hope she won't report me when I'm in Cork. But I'll be staying in a more classier venue because I'm an elite VIP escort

    I have to go now. I'm going over to Roys Rolls for a muffin

    Coooeeey lizbet mcdonny oh, i,m just soooo such a big fan of yours ducky

    i,m not surprised she got kicked out, you should see what she wears honestly no dress sense whatsoever

    i mean, a woman of her age wearing all those spooky gothic clothes and stuff TSK TSK the hotel probably thought she was some sort of a scary witch or something

    i blame that film the wizard of oz i swear, a bit of green make-up and she,s just like the wicked witch of the west, IN EVERY WAY

    and i, of course make a luverly dorothy with my pink glittery shoes

    up ducky

    clarence


    p.s she also got caught pinching the towels from the hotel, TSK TSK
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    Coooeeeey Clarence. I'm loving your new signature

    This is what Lizbet looked like after finishing BBJs chocolates.

    I'm the real Liz, Queen of Soaps!!! Fancy a Hot Pot with Liz, have a good lick yummy!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by clarence hilten View Post
    Coooeeey lizbet mcdonny oh, i,m just soooo such a big fan of yours ducky

    i,m not surprised she got kicked out, you should see what she wears honestly no dress sense whatsoever

    i mean, a woman of her age wearing all those spooky gothic clothes and stuff TSK TSK the hotel probably thought she was some sort of a scary witch or something

    i blame that film the wizard of oz i swear, a bit of green make-up and she,s just like the wicked witch of the west, IN EVERY WAY

    and i, of course make a luverly dorothy with my pink glittery shoes

    up ducky

    clarence


    p.s she also got caught pinching the towels from the hotel, TSK TSK



    I would have to admit that i may have half inched a towel or two in my time but thats cos im your neice and you habit of theiving has rubbed off on me just a tad!

    This time i took the lot..........the only thing i left behind was the Yellow Pages and Gideons Bible..........nerr, nerr, nerr,nerr nerrrrrrrr serves them right.

    All those lovely bubbly baths and a little shower cap which you can have ducky.

    Hot Lizzy xxxxxxxxxx
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hot Lizzy View Post
    I would have to admit that i may have half inched a towel or two in my time but thats cos im your neice and you habit of theiving has rubbed off on me just a tad!

    This time i took the lot..........the only thing i left behind was the Yellow Pages and Gideons Bible..........nerr, nerr, nerr,nerr nerrrrrrrr serves them right.

    All those lovely bubbly baths and a little shower cap which you can have ducky.

    Hot Lizzy xxxxxxxxxx


    oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHH

    WHAT A GREAT WAY OF BLOWING UP BALLOONS

    anyway ducky, youre the biggest pincher, worser than me

    youve drawer fulls of

    cafe butters and sugars

    cafe cutlery

    argos pens

    and m+s shopping bags.

    what are you like ducky

    up tea-leafin

    CLARENCE

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