Lies women tell men

[Dick]

I've learnt a thing or two about women over the years so I thought I would share some of my considerable knowledge about the fairer sex

"I love sports" (no they don't)

"Go and have a guys night out, I don't mind" (err yes they do!)

"I'm fine" (means I'm not fine and I need you to listen why until your ears bleed"

"You were great, I totally came" (You were nowhere near getting me off, so I faked it so I can go to the bathroom with my vibrator"

"I didn't really get anything whilst out shopping" (3 pairs of shoes, a bag, and 2 tops, don't count)

"I've only slept with 3 guys (rule of three, make that at least 6)