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    Talking Maybe this is why some dont like explicit reviews :)

    This is hilarious

    This was a duo with Renata and Patrica

    Id met Laura earlier in the day and was so revved up after it as just ad to go for more. This is definitely the best hobby any man could have

    Anyway went to the apartment and met Renata she is ever more petite than Renata , so small I was really afraid id break her haha .Patrica was in town so just had to wait 10 mins for her to come home, so me and Renata just lay in the bed and chatted. A really lovely Girl. Could chat to her all day XXX

    Once we were all ready they ask what I wanted and i said to just do what ye want we me . Renata started owo while Patrica Rimmed and tea-bagged me, ever so often they start to make out or play whit each other. I really wish I could have filmed it, so HOT!!
    They really made me feel like the king of the World ,real good GFE (well if you could get away with 2 Girl Friends that is haha)
    Then did Renata doggy while Patrica rimmed me and Spanked/Hit me

    Then f**ked Patrica with me on top while kissing both of them , Patrica went on top and I sparked up a cigarette while she f**k me ,Renata started kissing Patrica .We all just had few drags of the fag ( That was just a little fantasy of mine , might be strange but it was really relaxing ha ) a mix of smoke and sex KOOL!!

    Me and Patrica then went to the shower were she did watersport all over me, cleaned me off and then back to the room .They both lay on the bed with there toungs out begging for my cum as I w**ked over there faces!!!!
    If id died at that moment id have died the happiest man ever

    I don’t know what else to say there just so perfect in every way, they are the kind of Girls you’d be happy to take home to your parent’s hahaha . Gorgeous, Smart, Funny, Friendly and Kinky (but you wouldn’t tell your parents she was kinky, that would just be weird haha)

    If I could just sell the house and drop everything, Id move to Mexico with Patrica she is my Dream Girl in every way!!! (I Might be living in a fantasy world but it sure as fuck beats living in Ireland haha)

    See ye aging soon X

    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html

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    I had to laugh at a few who said 'no explicit reviews' and it wasn't even them in the pictures.

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    and a few more...Lucy do you remember?

    A lighthouse of lust in a stormy sea.
    Description: Leticia has chopped off her long hair and now has a bob cut.

    At the risk of creating unreasonably high expectations, I thought she vaguely resembled the Brazilian model Raica Oliveira. Obviously, Leticia is a bit shorter ... and her hair is black ... and her bone structure is slightly different ... and her tits are a bit smaller – I didn't say they were twins!
    Comments: It was Sunday. I tip-toed up to the front door and quietly slipped inside.

    This was Leticia's first day and I was her first client. She was remarkably clean and fragrant: her breath was fresh like mountain air & her fanny smelt of cherry blossom; you could use her minge juice to top up your Airwick Diffuser.

    On all previous visits, I've used the larger bedroom, so today I tried the smaller one. It was nice & cosy with subdued lighting that proved ideal for an intimate encounter. I was just studying the label on a pillow when the door opened and Leticia walked in. My innards tightened. She had it all: the beauty, the body, the attitude - she was the perfect package.

    We had a brief kiss, and then I stood behind her and pulled her babydoll garment over her head. I reached around and played with her tits. She slipped her hands behind her back and, with the dexterity of Houdini, unbuckled my belt, unzipped my jeans and slipped her hands inside my pants.

    We moved to the bed and made out. We did some light French kissing and then she kissed my neck and licked my ears, first on the left hand side and then on the right. Her breath was so hot it could singe hairs and melt earwax. I was squirming with pleasure.

    She moved down and sucked my nipples as she raked her nails down my chest, down my thighs, then all the way back up again. She treated me to some wonderful OWO and licked my scrotum. After about 8 minutes, I felt the cork was ready to pop, so we moved on to intercourse. We rubbed against each other like two tectonic plates. Usually Usually I am a lazy lover, but today I was spurred on to excellence and it didn't take long to finish.

    Leticia provides the type of service I love: a gentle-yet-focused GFE with minimal chatter and maximum eroticism. Afterwards, we had a friendly natter. Did we click? Oh yes, like a couple of Geiger counters in Fukushima.

    Even with the absence of DFK, I'd rate this as my punt of the year so far. In fact, it was so good I hurried home, found a bottle of hand cream and indulged in the joy of recollection.






    The door handle had four countersunk screws.
    Description: Kimora looked oriental but sounded Mancunian. She was a sort of Moriental, if you will. Her sweet disposition was definitely from the Far East. And I was thrilled to bits with her perky tits.
    Comments: Kimora burst into the room with a smile so bright it could advance the season from winter to spring.

    We started with a kiss and cuddle while standing. Then she turned around and rubbed her bum into my groin. I brushed aside her long hair, kissed her neck and slipped my left hand inside her bra. I moved my right hand down to her knickers. I could tell from the texture that it was a man-made material with a close weave, and I could also tell that she was fully shaved. I moved my hand back up to her smooth stomach before slipping it inside her knickers, down around the bend, until my middle finger found its way into the welcoming warmth of her honeymoon passage.

    She turned her head and kissed me. Her small, pink tongue was, at first, as shy as a virgin at a swingers club, but as time passed, it became more inquisitive. Suddenly, and quite unexpectedly, she performed a judo move on me and I felt myself falling backwards onto the bed. She bounced on top of me and somehow her left nipple ended up in my mouth.

    After a good suck, she pulled down my trousers and licked my shaft. She also licked my balls, which made me go all cross-eyed.

    The American comedian Sam Kinison once commented that blowjobs are like snowflakes - each one is slightly different. In Kimora's case, this was quite true. She slipped on a cover and took me into her mouth. She employed a technique which, to date, is unique. Perhaps it is an oriental secret that is passed down from Madam to Courtesan in return for a cigarette and a chocolate finger. Anyhow, Kimora bobbed her head up and down for 5 strokes, then rested for a second, then bobbed her head up and down for another 5 strokes, then rested for a second. This staccato pattern had the effect of advancing my arousal level 5 steps forward and one step back, so that my feelings of excitement grew slowly, building and building. She employed the same technique when she was bouncing up and down in Cowgirl, and again when she was finishing me off by hand. This technique was most effective when I was approaching the end-zone, as I ended up absolutely gasping for her to give me a sustained flurry to finish me off. When I finally came, I spurted like a severed artery.

    A lovely girl. A lovely punt. If I had a tail, I would have wagged it.
    Recommended: Yes
    Would You Return: Yes




    Curvy, wurvy, and delightfully pervy!
    Comments: It was Saturday night. I'd been drinking whisky and eating dried mushrooms. I fell asleep and dreamed I was in a parlour. Lucia was holding a banjo, plucking the intro to Ram Jam's "Black Betty". Simon Pegg was sat at the drums and started marking time on the hi-hat. I plugged in a Gibson Les Paul and hit a couple of power chords. Simone, Nina and Isobel locked arms and started doing high kicks. Jenny Agutter walked in dressed like a St Trianian's schoolgirl with pigtails. She took a long drag of her fag before flicking it across the room. She curled her lip into a snarl and belted out the words:

    Whoa-o, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam,
    Whoa-o, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam.
    Black betty had a child,
    Bam-ba-lam, the damn thing gone wild.
    Etc Etc.

    The walls of the parlour fell away and we were in a stadium surrounded by 80 thousand screaming fans ... which mutated into spiders that crept towards me with evil intent.

    After a restless night's sleep, I drove to MK unaware of the fate that lay ahead of me.

    Lucia walked into the room dressed in a PVC outfit with leather boots. She immediately squeezed my cock through my trousers and gave me a fullfat snog. I unbuttoned my trousers and they fell to the floor. Lucia bent down and munched my cock through my boxer shorts. Then she turned round and rubbed her arse against my pole - teasing me like a lapdancer. She bent so far over I could see her pinks bits winking at me.

    She pulled my shorts down and positioned me near the mirror so I had a choice of views as she licked my ball-bag and sucked my cock. She dragged me onto the bed where she performed a series of X-rated sex acts that you'll never read about in a parish magazine. She lubed up a pink vibrator (covered) and buzzed it around my anus. It was ticklish, so I giggled. A few moments later, she lubed up her finger (covered) and inserted it into my rectum. I could feel it probing around, which was quite nice. Once my sphincter had relaxed, she lubed up a butt-plug (covered), held it against her groin and pushed it back and forth using her hips, fucking my ass. It felt like my initiation ceremony at private school.

    On with a cover and straight into doggy. We've all seen those porno clips where the girl gyrates her hips as she moves back and forth on your cock. That's exactly what I was treated to. And she gave me a cat-o-nine-tails and I whipped her ass until it began to blush.

    We finished with a BJ that brought me to within 20 seconds of spurting, and then she gave me a slow handjob. My body tensed, my knees trembled, and suddenly, with a whoosh and a splat, a teaspoon of wallpaper paste flew threw the air and landed on my shoulder. What a climax!

    In summary: This was a nerve-tingling, porn-star extravaganza! It's just a shame we didn't film it, as it was top-shelf quality.

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    Some don't allow explicit reviews due to they have family in Ireland or it could also be they just wish to keep things more discreet for themselves and those who visit them.

    Have a great weekend.

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    I know honey, my post was meant to more of a comical nature

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick View Post
    I know honey, my post was meant to more of a comical nature
    I see you found Manmeats reviews

    He should write a book. Brilliant turn of phrase.
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucy Chambers View Post
    I see you found Manmeats reviews

    He should write a book. Brilliant turn of phrase.
    I'm not related

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManHold View Post
    I'm not related
    It's a shame

    And then we have this type of review..


    ""way out i used the bathroom and right in the middle of the floor was a pair of bloodstained nickers that had dried up and been festering for what looked like an age"


    http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2011/06/0...me-sweet-home/


    That particular reviewer inspired a whole blog.
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    Now you have me curious Lucy link please honey. Loll

    Have a lovely weekend hon

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    Sorry Dick, that shit is ott or tldr lol

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