A new vice- All advice welcome..

[Alec Horan]

Start drinking in the Steering Wheel its all those things you mentioned and also suicidal

now all i need is a matching hoodie tracksuit combo !

'thats not a knife - THATS a knife !'

[Alec Horan]

Alec... Is this what your looking for?
Its not stupid- dangerous-illegal- immoral- expesive or even fattening..just watch your dangly bits when your tightening it...

you are taking the word Vice way too literally

[Alec Horan]

What about the ancient russian art of sheep shagging with the farmer watching

i did try the ancient clare custom of shagging the farmer while the sheep watched- how she kept her flat cap on was a wonder

[Alec Horan]

Have you tried stirring shit? The viler it is the bigger the rush.

Seems to give some of the ladies around here *EHMMLIZCOUGH* a great buzz.

I'm sure you could find ways of putting money into it...

there are enough wankers here already and i don't have the stamina for bullshit like paws and liz.

Lets hope they both Fuck off soon. This place is completely gone to shit. was funny once but now just plain boring and predictable.

[Alec Horan]

You can make loads of new friends.... even ladies..

which one is your bird eps ?

[Alec Horan]

You could always go clubbing baby seals to death..... it has all your requirments and you never know you just might meet a nice wooly jumper unemployed protesting
girl on you clubbing trip.

not much call for seal clubbing in limerick anymore (ah the good ol' days )

Quiz.

What happened next ?

**photo removed**

[Alec Horan]

** photo removed **

didnt expect that did you ?

[Patricia]

The seal clubbing photos have offended a member of this site. I know they weren't graphic or posted in seriousness, but a lovely lady who normally complains about nothing has found them upsetting, and so I feel it is appropriate to remove them. Thank you.

[Alec Horan]

Can I complain about the complaint ?

Anyway. It's all WildThangs fault. He started it.

[luther]

The seal clubbing photos have offended a member of this site. I know they weren't graphic or posted in seriousness, but a lovely lady who normally complains about nothing has found them upsetting, and so I feel it is appropriate to remove them. Thank you.

You're right to Roxy.....
Stand up for yourself if you didn't like them photo's....