If Fisher-Price designed Escort directories......
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If Fisher-Price designed Escort directories......
Originally Posted by Chutney
Oh so exploitable ...
New thread for smallHorn?
Last edited by Jiberjabber; 20-08-15 at 00:05.
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I lold nice try
and grumpy, its the fucktards that cant find their way across a new web page that are grumpy, not me, but ironically that makes me grumpy when its spelled out for all to see what an inept buch of stuck in their ways retards the punting fraternity really are!
Escorts don't want clients to be technologically advanced Funlover. They want them to have a cock and a wallet and a phone.
Last edited by Lucy Chambers; 20-08-15 at 00:06. Reason: My spellings fecked. I'm doomed.
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Jiberjabber (20-08-15), Naughtynatalie (20-08-15), Stephanie (22-08-15)
The problem is that people don't know what they want until you give it to them.
Well, in theory. Perhaps we've got some Apple fan boys in the dev team at E-I.
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Balls to that tooif there is one thing I know, the three minute concentration rule holds true. They won't get past the ass
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I think we both know that. But somebody in the dev team thinks that they are Steve Jobs and can make the common folk see things their way. I'm a programmer, I've met these pricks., they think they are Gods.Balls to that too
Still, I've no problem with the new site layout. A bit amateur looking, and yes a bit messy, but I've seen worse.
Lucy Chambers (20-08-15)
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The layout is fine. The profiles are awful, it's like a dating site from the early 2000's. I actually have to find what ladies charge....um? I've no problem with upgrades, but this can and does impact on functionality. Should have just done a pretty new logo but as I said, you can't patent VB.
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Stephanie (22-08-15)
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Says the man who has residency here & punts about 2.5 times a year"buy a new jacket? why? this one isnt worn out yet, and I like how it feels! I dont want another one.....ever!!"
I think there should be test to see the sorts of individuals were dealing with here.
"can you tie your shoe laces?"
"ok now what if I change the colour of them and put you in a different room?"
"new shoes? no!! never!! why would I want new shoes Im comfortable in these! and ill have to break in a new pair all over again"
"ok Im going to put five coloured shapes on the table, then Im going to get you to close your eyes and swap them for some different coloured ones? and not just that, Im going to move them to other places on the table and see how long before it is that your head explodes and goo comes out of your ears as you scratch your head so hard and furiously about why they have moved at all from their original place I put them
Reality is any new punters wont know about the old design and will be fine, you cant miss what you never had
Maybe take a wee look in the mirror before assuming you know anything about the rest of us
Last edited by Naughtynatalie; 20-08-15 at 00:46.
Stephanie (22-08-15)
I agree, the search functionality is convoluted. But I like puzzles, which is probably why I'm hoping that when I solve this one they present me with a new one .... Which I'm sure they will. They haven't disappointed thus far.
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I agree, the search functionality is convoluted. But I like puzzles, which is probably why I'm hoping that when I solve this one they present me with a new one .... Which I'm sure they will. They haven't disappointed thus far.
It's like Indiana Jones and the Temple of you've started so you'll finish, fun for all the family
Of course not, no
um.....
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