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    Default a summary of the average complainer here

    "buy a new jacket? why? this one isnt worn out yet, and I like how it feels! I dont want another one.....ever!!"

    I think there should be test to see the sorts of individuals were dealing with here.

    "can you tie your shoe laces?"

    "ok now what if I change the colour of them and put you in a different room?"

    "new shoes? no!! never!! why would I want new shoes Im comfortable in these! and ill have to break in a new pair all over again "

    "ok Im going to put five coloured shapes on the table, then Im going to get you to close your eyes and swap them for some different coloured ones? and not just that, Im going to move them to other places on the table and see how long before it is that your head explodes and goo comes out of your ears as you scratch your head so hard and furiously about why they have moved at all from their original place I put them "



    Reality is any new punters wont know about the old design and will be fine, you cant miss what you never had


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    Ahem. To repeat.


    I just had a quick look. its depressingly bad. Not just the map, the format, the huge emphasis on pictures, the lack of coherence in the flow. No escort website around the world uses that format because people who look for escorts have the patience of a small newt in summer. They won't search around a profile. Reviews seem to be something you have to search for, which, when compared to the huge shots of various bits of ass, will be something that doesn't get searched for often. Pretty pictures do not make up for the lack of visible background information traditionally used to make a decision.
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    Aye true as that maybe the site still has to at least listen to their long-time customers all the same.
    Personally for someone in the digitally native generation I can be a bit dense when it comes to new layouts, and yeah there are a few bugs ,but I like it and if I can find my way around it well...
    I understand this is Escort-Ireland but the old home page was like being hit in the face with a field. blocky,green, like a vbulletin site for colourblind Emo kids (who are douchey faggots etc etfc I never once listened to MCR lols)
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    It's so bad that it's almost beyond belief. I can't even access my favourites, the page just won't load. The development team really did make a bollocks of something that was delightfully simple and easy to use before. We didn't want bling, flash or all this over the top shite. We just to be able to go online and be able to quickly navigate the website in the way that had worked for so long. Quite a few ladies will be losing business over this fuck up.
    That's not a skirt girl that's a sawn-off shotgun and I can only hope you've got it aimed at me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    "buy a new jacket? why? this one isnt worn out yet, and I like how it feels! I dont want another one.....ever!!"

    I think there should be test to see the sorts of individuals were dealing with here.

    "can you tie your shoe laces?"

    "ok now what if I change the colour of them and put you in a different room?"

    "new shoes? no!! never!! why would I want new shoes Im comfortable in these! and ill have to break in a new pair all over again "

    "ok Im going to put five coloured shapes on the table, then Im going to get you to close your eyes and swap them for some different coloured ones? and not just that, Im going to move them to other places on the table and see how long before it is that your head explodes and goo comes out of your ears as you scratch your head so hard and furiously about why they have moved at all from their original place I put them "



    Reality is any new punters wont know about the old design and will be fine, you cant miss what you never had
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra View Post
    Aye true as that maybe the site still has to at least listen to their long-time customers all the same.
    Personally for someone in the digitally native generation I can be a bit dense when it comes to new layouts, and yeah there are a few bugs ,but I like it and if I can find my way around it well...
    I understand this is Escort-Ireland but the old home page was like being hit in the face with a field. blocky,green, like a vbulletin site for colourblind Emo kids (who are douchey faggots etc etfc I never once listened to MCR lols)
    We can find our way around fine Cassandra, yup. The devil is in the detail. Have a look at a few profiles in the new format, be sure to look at unverified ones too. Therein lies my issue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucy Chambers View Post
    We can find our way around fine Cassandra, yup. The devil is in the detail. Have a look at a few profiles in the new format, be sure to look at unverified ones too. Therein lies my issue.

    all thats changed is, instead of being on one page by scroll, they are on TABS on the same page, IT JUST LOOKS DIFFERENT!!
    | profile| |gallery | | tour dates | | reviews |

    instead of...

    profile | Gallery

    | tour dates |



    |Reviews |

    jesus wept

    and reviews....
    Instead of being on one page, with a million clicks necessary to get usefull info back forward, back forward/ close ect...
    ITS ALL THERE IN ONE SCROLL!!
    no bulshit green red grey bollox, but a well symbold quick glance through every review on one page and on the other side the actual review text!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    all thats changed is, instead of being on one page by scroll, they are on TABS on the same page, IT JUST LOOKS DIFFERENT!!
    | profile| |gallery | | tour dates | | reviews |

    instead of...

    profile | Gallery

    | tour dates |



    |Reviews |

    jesus wept

    and reviews....
    Instead of being on one page, with a million clicks necessary to get usefull info back forward, back forward/ close ect...
    ITS ALL THERE IN ONE SCROLL!!
    no bulshit green red grey bollox, but a well symbold quick glance through every review on one page and on the other side the actual review text!!
    Less of the shouting, it's not that important. My point was, grumpy, at one glance at one page before now you could see the review count, verification, message board ID and other such rubbish.along with the pictures. The pictures to the left the text to the right, the number and review count in plain text alongside. You now have to scout about a profile, which incidentally I can assure you that you can't do on a mobile right now, and generally, faff. Trust me on one thing, most clients are simple creatures. Less faff - happier workday.
    Last edited by Lucy Chambers; 20-08-15 at 00:38.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucy Chambers View Post
    Less of the shouting, it's not that important. My point was, grumpy, at one glance at one page before now you could see the review count, verification, message board ID and other such rubbish.along with the pictures. The pictures to the left the text to the right, the number and review count in plain text alongside. You now have to scout about a profile, which incidentally I can assure you that you can't do on a mobile right now, and generally, faff. Trust me on one thing, most clients are simple creatures. Less faff - happier workday.

    All we really need is a smartphone that's smart enough to releases a finely balanced spray of chemicals designed to counteract the rush testosterone that the average male is floooded with every time he sees a picture of a female body.

    Problem sorted
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucy Chambers View Post
    Less of the shouting, it's not that important. My point was, grumpy, at one glance at one page before now you could see the review count, verification, message board ID and other such rubbish.along with the pictures. The pictures to the left the text to the right, the number and review count in plain text alongside. You now have to scout about a profile, which incidentally I can assure you that you can't do on a mobile right now, and generally, faff. Trust me on one thing, most clients are simple creatures. Less faff - happier workday.

    I lold nice try

    and grumpy, its the fucktards that cant find their way across a new web page that are grumpy, not me, but ironically that makes me grumpy when its spelled out for all to see what an inept buch of stuck in their ways retards the punting fraternity really are!


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