Fancy a female house guest?

[tom sand]

i know
but maybe there was hope
that you were not joking
bye Nat
see you on the other side

[willie wacker]

I'll cook for you anytime xxxxxx
My love xxxxx
My love xxxxx
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I specialize in spit cooking I have a friend who would like to join us

[Dick]

Anyone between Limerick to Cork fancy putting me up tonight?
I dont fancy the long drive in the morning as may be too tired for work tomorrow.

You must be funny, smoke or allow me to smoke & have a mahoosive alcohol cabinet for me to abuse

I dont snore but do talk in my sleep

100% Independent, Sexy Tall dark and handsome male pervert, for your pleasure x

I'm a very sexy, green\blue eyed, Romanian\Nigerian ethnic unreconstructed stone age throwback of a man with a body that's a sin and made from parts found in recycling centre & naturally hairy man boobs to make your mouth water. With a dual psychotic personality you certainly wont forget. I cater for anything vaguely female who are well drunk, short sighted, & have the skills to empty my colostomy bag. So if you want to unwind with a sexy dirty old man old enough to be your father, who is always feeling naughty but cant really do anything about it, I'm your perv xXx

My rates are desperately negotiable, I accept any sort of attention, even insulting unsolicited texts, but I don't do outcalls as I'm just too lazy or just too drunk

Let yourself in, smoke all you like and if you can find any booze, save me a drop





*** Please, Note: I DO answer withheld/landline numbers or texts***

[Naughtynatalie]

I come close to ticking the boxes, but would need to do 6 months of spring cleaning and I snore like some kind of machine.
I'm more suited to Incalls ;-)

If you snore you can feck off ......

what about a tent or camper van out under the stars

My jeep will do

im setting sail on my riverboat , should be there friday

A bit feckin late but I do love the motion of the ocean

How much precious drink are we talking about here?

Shed loads

[Naughtynatalie]

I'll cook for you anytime xxxxxx
My love xxxxx
My love xxxxx

Get the oven on boyo, I'm on me way

[Naughtynatalie]

100% Independent, Sexy Tall dark and handsome male pervert, for your pleasure x

I'm a very sexy, green\blue eyed, Romanian\Nigerian ethnic unreconstructed stone age throwback of a man with a body that's a sin and made from parts found in recycling centre & naturally hairy man boobs to make your mouth water. With a dual psychotic personality you certainly wont forget. I cater for anything vaguely female who are well drunk, short sighted, & have the skills to empty my colostomy bag. So if you want to unwind with a sexy dirty old man old enough to be your father, who is always feeling naughty but cant really do anything about it, I'm your perv xXx

My rates are desperately negotiable, I accept any sort of attention, even insulting unsolicited texts, but I don't do outcalls as I'm just too lazy or just too drunk

Let yourself in, smoke all you like and if you can find any booze, save me a drop





*** Please, Note: I DO answer withheld/landline numbers or texts***

I think I'm in love

[Dick]

I think I'm in love

Ah, thanks babe...from both of us!

[willie wacker]

I think I'm in love

Ah well I guess my large stash of fine red wines are safe for an other while so

[abcodiver]

She is a pure lush, drank the house dry...... But in fairness I got up this morning and she did all my ironing and walked the dog

[nonpareil]

She is a pure lush, drank the house dry...... But in fairness I got up this morning and she did all my ironing and walked the dog

More importantly

Did the Internet chicken and egg turn up?

And which did she cook first?