She's mad about me

[Walshie]

Pinch yourself you will wake up

I don't want to wake up clarelad as her emails are giving me a raging hard-on

[willie wacker]

I getting emails and texts from a mature woman that wants to rip my clothes off, tie me up and ride me like i was never rode before.
Not sure what to do.

She,s with you bud

[Walshie]

She,s with you bud

Thanks Willie, you've just deflated my Raging hard-on

[KevinACE]

She,s with you bud

it must be that time of the year again, Rose OF Tralee

[Curvaceous Kate]

200 quid for 2 hours, she's in Birmingham, she sent me her photo, She said she only will meet English Men, I said I was Irish, she said 'Even Better'

Birmingham is riddled with sex workers and the rates over there are very low. Things must be bad when they are looking for custom over here. I'm sure she really, really fancies you though Did you send her a cock pic?

[nonpareil]

You've just let both her and him down and not gently.
The fairytale is over and they lived unhappily ever after.

[Walshie]

Birmingham is riddled with sex workers and the rates over there are very low. Things must be bad when they are looking for custom over here. I'm sure she really, really fancies you though Did you send her a cock pic?

REALLY..........you got it wrong way round anyway, its me that looking for action over there

[Kenton]

I getting emails and texts from a mature woman that wants to rip my clothes off, tie me up and ride me like i was never rode before.
Not sure what to do.

I can't believe you of all people need to even ask, you'd get up on the crack of dawn

[twentyeight]

I getting emails and texts from a mature woman that wants to rip my clothes off, tie me up and ride me like i was never rode before.
Not sure what to do.

Which app are you using mate? I want in some action too. Tinder/POF?

[Walshie]

I can't believe you of all people need to even ask, you'd get up on the crack of dawn

kenton, My friend's mum is called dawn so yes, yes, yes