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    Default How come escorts are always horny??

    How come escorts are always horny, when my first ex wife used to complain like buggar and call me kinky if I wanted it more than twice a week???

    It must take some effort to be sitting there, crocheting a few booties for your sisters bairn one minute and then the next transform yourself into a seductive temptress!!

    Yes yes I know its money, but surely sometimes, they just want a nice cup of tea and feet up in front of the telly?

    I could never be an escort as once a day does me (except at weekends )

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    Good actresses.

    A career treading the boards awaits.

    On stage , that is.

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    money can make any girl horny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick View Post
    How come escorts are always horny, when my first ex wife used to complain like buggar and call me kinky if I wanted it more than twice a week???

    It must take some effort to be sitting there, crocheting a few booties for your sisters bairn one minute and then the next transform yourself into a seductive temptress!!

    Yes yes I know its money, but surely sometimes, they just want a nice cup of tea and feet up in front of the telly?

    I could never be an escort as once a day does me (except at weekends )
    baby when i am not horny i take a day off , and i got quite a few . but seriously twice a week in a couple is like nothing from my point of view )) i like sex
    Last edited by kyla; 07-08-15 at 18:25.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kyla View Post
    baby when i am not horny i take a day off , and i got quite a few . but seriously twice a week in a couple is like nothing from my point of view )) i like sex
    Oh she liked sex as well, I guess I over worked her in the ironing\washing\cooking\gardening\shopping\roofing dept

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick View Post
    my first ex wife used to complain like buggar and call me kinky if I wanted it more than twice a week???
    You know... when I hear stories like this, I don't think I'll ever marry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot7 View Post
    You know... when I hear stories like this, I don't think I'll ever marry.
    Marry an escort?

    Send nudes

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    Escorts don't be horny
    it is a business to them simple as
    I have often looked at an escort as I doing reverse oral and they completely non interested just moaning away

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    I'm looking forward to take the weekend off..
    Naughty videos on EF.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RodeoMan View Post
    Escorts don't be horny
    it is a business to them simple as
    I have often looked at an escort as I doing reverse oral and they completely non interested just moaning away
    Not doing it right or not meeting the right escorts.

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