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    Quote Originally Posted by Rachel Divine View Post
    I'm looking forward to take the weekend off..
    What about your poor boyfriend???!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick View Post
    What about your poor boyfriend???!!!
    He is far from poor
    Naughty videos on EF.

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    Escorts probably take Viagra just like the gents..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clueless View Post
    Escorts probably take Viagra just like the gents..
    Lube.................;-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rachel Divine View Post
    He is far from poor
    You know I meant

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick View Post
    You know I meant
    He will survive
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    How come escorts are always horny?

    is like asking

    Why do dentists like teeth everyday?

    It's work.

    If they're horny occasionally

    It's a bonus for them

    or for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick View Post
    How come escorts are always horny, when my first ex wife used to complain like buggar and call me kinky if I wanted it more than twice a week???

    It must take some effort to be sitting there, crocheting a few booties for your sisters bairn one minute and then the next transform yourself into a seductive temptress!!


    Yes yes I know its money, but surely sometimes, they just want a nice cup of tea and feet up in front of the telly?

    I could never be an escort as once a day does me (except at weekends )
    They're not, its all bullshit and pretending, take away the funds and Watch the hornyness disappear quick smart.

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    Meso hawney. Me love you, long time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamie25 View Post
    They're not, its all bullshit and pretending, take away the funds and Watch the hornyness disappear quick smart.
    Take away the funds.

    Are you going into work next week?

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