How it all started. (Sex, that is.)

[SmallHorn]

Nope. I believe he fell into Lilith first. Then Adam got all uppity and bossy and tried to make her his bitch. Being that Lilith was from the same Babylonian earth as Adam the asshole and created as his equal she was having none of it and promptly set off to jump Samael's bones. So God in his infinite wisdom granted Adam the first divorce and also free rib surgery. The end.

What a massive load of cock

[nonpareil]

What a massive load of cock

No it's the Gospel truth.

[Jiberjabber]

He got Adam' s sloppy seconds according to the Jehovahs witnesses.

Samael got the girl, Adam had to make do with fucking himself ... in an altogether literal sense of the word. Like all the good stories from the Bible it's open to interpretation. I'm sure this Fazer character whoever he is would argue that he got the first amongst equals and not some spare rib. Yup, plenty of good reading in there alright.

[Jiberjabber]

What a massive load of cock

Hush now, that's blasphemy, tom will hear you.

No it's the Gospel truth.

Much older than the Gospels actually.

[nonpareil]

Hush now, that's blasphemy, tom will hear you. Much older than the Gospels actually.

No Lilith in the Christian bible afaik
But is a sort of myth of Judaism as Adam's 1st wife and became some sort of ghost or malign spirit or so I once vaguely read.

[nonpareil]

TomS seems to have atheistic leanings.
Dunno about the other Tom.

[Jiberjabber]

No Lilith in the Christian bible afaik But is a sort of myth of Judaism as Adam's 1st wife and became some sort of ghost or malign spirit or so I once vaguely read.

She only became his first wife in the medieval rewrite about a millennium ago, before that she was some demon temptress. This is what happens when you have a bunch of bored Jews sitting around with centuries to kill waiting for the renaissance, they get a bit creative.

TomS seems to have atheistic leanings. Dunno about the other Tom.

One of them thinks ashes on your forehead is sacrosanct, the other has a hard on for just about every guy on the forums.

[nonpareil]

Sex started when the singled celled organisms got tired of wanking.