JAMESCORK (04-08-15), Jiberjabber (04-08-15)
Samael got the girl, Adam had to make do with fucking himself ... in an altogether literal sense of the word. Like all the good stories from the Bible it's open to interpretation. I'm sure this Fazer character whoever he is would argue that he got the first amongst equals and not some spare rib. Yup, plenty of good reading in there alright.
Last edited by Jiberjabber; 04-08-15 at 21:57.
SmallHorn (04-08-15)
TomS seems to have atheistic leanings.
Dunno about the other Tom.
She only became his first wife in the medieval rewrite about a millennium ago, before that she was some demon temptress. This is what happens when you have a bunch of bored Jews sitting around with centuries to kill waiting for the renaissance, they get a bit creative. One of them thinks ashes on your forehead is sacrosanct, the other has a hard on for just about every guy on the forums.
Last edited by Jiberjabber; 04-08-15 at 22:17.
nonpareil (04-08-15)
Sex started when the singled celled organisms got tired of wanking.