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    Default How it all started. (Sex, that is.)

    Scientists believe they have discovered the origin of sex. The DUP, Lord Morrow and the Catholic Church now know who to blame! It was started by a fish called Microbrachius dicki.

    Yes dicki! I kid you not!

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-29661446

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveB View Post
    Scientists believe they have discovered the origin of sex. The DUP, Lord Morrow and the Catholic Church now know who to blame! It was started by a fish called Microbrachius dicki.

    Yes dicki! I kid you not!

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-29661446
    Ah yes, a good play on my username.



    Was it not Adam falling into Eve though?

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    Sex started with smallhorns

    Evolution made them bigger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveB View Post
    Scientists believe they have discovered the origin of sex. The DUP, Lord Morrow and the Catholic Church now know who to blame! It was started by a fish called Microbrachius dicki.

    Yes dicki! I kid you not!

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-29661446
    It started for me when I interfered with a watermelon
    I WAS SENT BY HIM WHO IS CALLED I AM

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    transcript from meeting around funding time:

    "ok we need something big, everyones losing interest in this science stuff and thinks were just making stuff up to fund our rubbish!'

    "Ive got it!

    look at this fossil I found a while back, ok if we say that its feet are its cock, and have her having to get into odd positions to recieve it....then thats a whole new area for research funding! like when did fish stop using their feet for walking and decide to invent not fisting...but err...feeting ...in SCOTLAND!!"

    "well done thomas youve done it again! just when we were running out of money for coke and hookers "
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    Quote Originally Posted by SmallHorn View Post
    Ah yes, a good play on my username.



    Was it not Adam falling into Eve though?

    I think he fell in her butthole first, but they decided to allocate that method to gayness


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    Quote Originally Posted by SmallHorn View Post
    Ah yes, a good play on my username. Was it not Adam falling into Eve though?
    Nope. I believe he fell into Lilith first. Then Adam got all uppity and bossy and tried to make her his bitch. Being that Lilith was from the same Babylonian earth as Adam the asshole and created as his equal she was having none of it and promptly set off to jump Samael's bones. So God in his infinite wisdom granted Adam the first divorce and also free rib surgery. The end.

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    Was Frasier not jealous?
    Or just biding his time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nonpareil View Post
    Was Frasier not jealous? Or just biding his time.
    I don't recall that name from my Bible study meetings, have you been listening to the Mormons again?

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    He got Adam' s sloppy seconds according to the Jehovahs witnesses.

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