Come back 'dial-up', all is forgiven!

[Lady Constance]

Having a rant now - when we took this house on, the agent's particulars said 'broadband included'. Happy days! Or so we thought.

We move in & not only is there no broadband, there's not even a feckin phone line & we can't get broadband through satellite because 'there's no line of sight to the transmitter'. WTF?!

So here we are, stuck with a feckin dongle which after 3 weeks has decided actually, it can't be bloody bothered any more and I've spent more time rebooting & watching the little wheels go round as I have actually doing anything constructive

Pissed off is not the word! How the hell am I supposed to run an online business with such a shite internet connection? Bloody dial up was quicker, I feel like I've stepped back in time about 10 years.

Any ideas welcome, so long as they don't include 'moving house'! lol