Lesbians of Ireland - I love you

[Oven Ready Eddie]

(Or at least I think that's what the pope said back in 79 when he 'toured' here)

Now something has come to my attention here at farmers browns happy hen house and its this...

There is a rumor going round and I don’t know who started it that M & C are…….

Lesbians!!!

I know I know mad isn’t it?

Us men want them for ourselves so I feel it only fair to let you know and so you can look elsewhere.

While I have all you lesbians attention btw can I ask why on earth would you ever have thought they where?. I mean they don’t say it on ad or anything or have I missed that.


Happy carpet munching to one and all and if any of you need turning back from the dark side just holler an ole eddie will have you hetero in a heartbeat or yur money back an I’ll die trying.

This message brought to you by the concerned and rather protective of our little Latin lesbian lovelies men (& 1 rooster) of Ireland.

Ps

I would have put this in soap land but homophobic troll’s should not be fed.

Women of Ireland!!! Come dance with me……

[carlos marvado]

I love my bi and lesbian sisters too, and they dont even have to be latinas either. All bi and lesbian ladies are beautiful and I'm talking after just having spent some beautiful quality time with two hot sisters who know how to appreciate the variety that life has to offer.

So gentlemen, get up off your arses and tell a bi/lesbian sister that you love her today.

"And on the sixth day God created man
He created them man and woman
And then God created lesbians too
And he saw that his creation was good
On the seventh day God rested
And enjoyed what he had created."

Amen to that Brothers and Sisters.

[Irish Fiona]

This morning i drank tea from the beautiful furry cup,

for lunch i drank sparkling water from the beautiful furry cup,

and tonight i will drink Veuve Cliquot La Grande Dame 1998 from the beautiful furry cup!!!

Birds Rock.......(including the oven ready kind)

Love and licks from fi fi the bi!!!

[carlos marvado]

My cups were'nt furry Fiona, but rock on baby......Vote for a Lesbian for President of Ireland next time round. I have nothing against the incumbent office holder....it's just that she lacks experience of one of life's greatest pleasures.

Remember ladies, when your cup runneth over, get a nice sister to drink it dry.

Bi and Lesbian Ladies Rock The World

[Busty Malena and Carmen]

Bi and Lesbian Ladies Rock The World

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ole Carlitos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[markbl]

This morning i drank tea from the beautiful furry cup,

for lunch i drank sparkling water from the beautiful furry cup,

and tonight i will drink Veuve Cliquot La Grande Dame 1998 from the beautiful furry cup!!!

Birds Rock.......(including the oven ready kind)

Love and licks from fi fi the bi!!!

OMG, I love that champagne, now I KNOW we're meant for each other lol!

[Oven Ready Eddie]

This morning i drank tea from the beautiful furry cup,

for lunch i drank sparkling water from the beautiful furry cup,

and tonight i will drink Veuve Cliquot La Grande Dame 1998 from the beautiful furry cup!!!

Birds Rock.......(including the oven ready kind)

Love and licks from fi fi the bi!!!

I took a sip from the furry cup
She looked at me an said what’s up
My retort I thought was cool and hip
Not mean to sip but carpet trip

That fine my dear she smiled and said
But while your there say how to fred
He only came to fix a hinge
But tripped as well to land on minge

Will do say’s I and set to thee
Fred and me with quite some glee
Be there till now but for did she
Say lads I’ll have to go and pee

So as she went to tend to task
Ole fred asks ed who wants the bed?
So flip a coin to see who’d get to moana
Twas lucky ed won fair Fiona

Quite the night and wrecked am I
Come here to me I’ll tell no lie
Know now I do which came first
Not egg for sure as damn near burst

She says hey ed, scambled or boiled?
With that I knew me plan was foiled
Says I ta fi will know by morn
Be sure not crack me eggs I warn

Come dawn I crowed to her sweet ear
Sunny side up if you please my dear
With wink and smile she turned for me
A sight not seen in avery

No bird of paradise could quite compare
No plumage as bright as is her hair
They can but squawk and gooble and tweet
But never compete with voice so sweet

For when Fiona is on top form
All others are only just the norm
To know what mean this rooster say
Just do as I, go pay and lay

[snowbuddy01]

while we're on the subject of lesbians there is something I have often wondered about and that is
do escorts that advertise as bisexual see female clients or if any of you ever have female clients?? if not why do you have bisexual on your profile?

[Patricia]

while we're on the subject of lesbians there is something I have often wondered about and that is
do escorts that advertise as bisexual see female clients or if any of you ever have female clients?? if not why do you have bisexual on your profile?

I remember once I telephoned an E-I advertiser (who did claim on her profile that she was bisexual though that wasn't what I was calling about). She answered hello and I said hi, but before I could say "This is patricia from E-I and I'm calling about your advert which is due for renewal today..." She shouted "I don't do women" and slammed the phone down

[thehighwayman]

I don't think escorts get many female clients. The female clients they would get would come with their husband or partner. I think it's very rare that a female client goes on her own to see an escort. An escort would have bisexual on her profile as at times she may do duos with another escort.