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    Default Naked Chess.....

    Well, strip chess to be precise... Recommended...

    Have been play chess with one of my favs recently... She is damn good too... anyhow, fuck the boring stuff... I challenged her to a game of Strip Chess next time she was around.... Well, she's around, and we played, and... I fucked it up a bit at the start...

    Rules were... every piece you take your opponent removes a piece of clothing. She was wearing a dress!!! ... what could possibly go wrong?

    I had this theory you see, I thought this through... fuck the game, just lambast her frontline of pawns with queen, bishops etc... and take as many as you can... just to get her naked, like. She had 2 stockings, 2 shoes, knickers & dress. The suspender belt coming from beneath the dress I thought was a sneaky move... but Hey! Ill have her nudie in no time....

    But, I fucked up... Forgetting she was shit hot at chess, and me losing most of my key pieces, and she not naked yet... she fuckin annihilated me... There was me sitting there, starkers!!!, balls and all, and she still wearing her dress, pondering her next move agonisingly long with that wry smile on her face.... Most humiliating game of chess ever. But the best game of chess ever too....

    Yeah, her dress came off... I'm not that feckin bad....

    You guys should try this... exciting stuff looking at a goddess, naked, playing fuckin chess with ya... Wey Hey...

    Its good being the king... I love this game, and I don't mean chess...
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    That's fore play for ya, she's good at her job , paying by the hour i guess
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    Quote Originally Posted by amylove69 View Post
    That's fore play for ya, she's good at her job , paying by the hour i guess
    Eh... it was a fast enough game...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Well, strip chess to be precise... Recommended...

    Have been play chess with one of my favs recently... She is damn good too... anyhow, fuck the boring stuff... I challenged her to a game of Strip Chess next time she was around.... Well, she's around, and we played, and... I fucked it up a bit at the start...

    Rules were... every piece you take your opponent removes a piece of clothing. She was wearing a dress!!! ... what could possibly go wrong?

    I had this theory you see, I thought this through... fuck the game, just lambast her frontline of pawns with queen, bishops etc... and take as many as you can... just to get her naked, like. She had 2 stockings, 2 shoes, knickers & dress. The suspender belt coming from beneath the dress I thought was a sneaky move... but Hey! Ill have her nudie in no time....

    But, I fucked up... Forgetting she was shit hot at chess, and me losing most of my key pieces, and she not naked yet... she fuckin annihilated me... There was me sitting there, starkers!!!, balls and all, and she still wearing her dress, pondering her next move agonisingly long with that wry smile on her face.... Most humiliating game of chess ever. But the best game of chess ever too....

    Yeah, her dress came off... I'm not that feckin bad....

    You guys should try this... exciting stuff looking at a goddess, naked, playing fuckin chess with ya... Wey Hey...

    Its good being the king... I love this game, and I don't mean chess...



    omg ... did she really annihilated u ? ?


    ahh I bet she did
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    Quote Originally Posted by kyla View Post
    omg ... did she really annihilated u ? ?


    ahh I bet she did
    Well baby.. There's a first time for everything I guess.

    Most satisfying check-mate ever!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Well baby.. There's a first time for everything I guess.

    Most satisfying check-mate ever!!!!

    so i am not just a pretty face huh
    i had fun

    i never fought you'll be so happy losing
    Last edited by kyla; 17-07-15 at 00:50.
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    Sounds like you left you King exposed there.

    (PS There was a game called Romantic Chess which might appeal.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by kyla View Post
    so i am not just a pretty face huh
    i had fun

    i never fought you'll be so happy losing
    I have always said that about you Kyla...

    You have a great pair of knockers too
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    TiddlyWinks sounds like more fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by Best Before View Post
    I have always said that about you Kyla...

    You have a great pair of knockers too
    Oh... shes gonna love that comment...

    True tho... fnar fnar..

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