What genuine lesbians hate is men

[Liz McDonald]

It's ten minutes later and lady muck is still here. He must've stood her up!!!

[dom]

[QUOTE=Hot Lizzy;61624][SIZE="2"] I am now the female dom - I say it as i see it .........thats what he does............xx
QUOTE]

I knew you loved me.

flattery will get you nowhere!

you're the female me?

trust me, you're not.

for a start I'm not a maggot.

not to mention the fact that when i say that i say it as i see it, what i see isn't delusional!

dom

[dom]

It's ten minutes later and lady muck is still here. He must've stood her up!!!

maybe the date was actually with the labrador?!

poor pet!

dom

[Liz McDonald]

Who let the dogs out

[Liz McDonald]

It's ok she's gone now. She's away for an hour to pretend she's seeing someone I think we frightened her off!!!

[JR Ewing]

Your one feisty woman Lizbet. Nobody will mess with you

[carlos marvado]

I have to admit that M & C have knocked a substantial chunk off of my non punter resolve and mainly its just because they are so damn nice and so damn hot as I have blood in my veins and any man alive would find two beautiful and real lesbian/bi duo who are obviously good friends and sweet natures irresistible.

Now it takes a hell of a lot to knock anything of my resolve and I don’t say it lightly so that is about the highest complement I can pay them.

You do realise QPH, that if you ever actually do go and see an escort and do the wild thing with her and subsequently put pen to papers or fingers to keyboard and submit a review, it will the most anticipated and widely read review of all time (probably also the longest and most enlightening).

FFS Patricia will probably frame it and put it on the home page as an endorsement of the entire site and everything that the E-I community stands for.

Promise me QPH, when you finally swing your mighty lead, pm me and allow me to be the herald of the good news. I would be happy to write one of my mini plays to honour the occasion. Dont forget to use one of my pine fresh butt plugs. I could do with plug to boost sales.

[carlos marvado]

Faggots AKA Gays aren't Real Men.

Real men DO NOT stick their cocks up other men's asses, nor allow themselves to be violated in that manner.

Real Men: Clint Eastwood, Lee Van Cleef, Al Pacino, Paul "Crocodile Dundee" Hogan, etc, to name but a few.

Faggots: Elton John, George Michael, Boyzone's Gately, etc.

Peter I believe you to be in error, or at the very least, to have lost your way in cyberspace. You see, this here site is devoted to the sexual services business i.e. escorting and caters to every class of client and taste i.e. heterosexual, gay, lesbian and bi in addition to countless fetishes.

I think the views of a person of your persuasion are better served on one of the fundamentalist religious sites. But dont forget, that even the humble shirt-lifter is a child of God.

P.S. I'm conducting the 11 am Service of Sunday Worship in Christ Church Cathedral as usual tomorrow and as usual, all are welcome irrespective of race, creed or sexual orientation. So if you would like to receive tomorrow, cum and join me.

[Quarterpoundher]

You do realise QPH, that if you ever actually do go and see an escort and do the wild thing with her and subsequently put pen to papers or fingers to keyboard and submit a review, it will the most anticipated and widely read review of all time (probably also the longest and most enlightening).

FFS Patricia will probably frame it and put it on the home page as an endorsement of the entire site and everything that the E-I community stands for.

Promise me QPH, when you finally swing your mighty lead, pm me and allow me to be the herald of the good news. I would be happy to write one of my mini plays to honour the occasion. Dont forget to use one of my pine fresh butt plugs. I could do with plug to boost sales.

But you make me smile for free Carlos. An Escort experience pails in comparsion to the lingustic pleasure you have imparted on me with tounge and finger from afar. You should be on pay per post. I'd book yah

Ps

I think you're pine cone sales are about to skyrocket any day now...

[carlos marvado]

But you make me smile for free Carlos. An Escort experience pails in comparsion to the lingustic pleasure you have imparted on me with tounge and finger from afar. You should be on pay per post. I'd book yah

Ps

I think you're pine cone sales are about to skyrocket any day now...

Jesus QPH, you actually think I could make money with this shite.

Pat, gizz a job darling. I'm very faithful, low maintenance and house trained. Just make sure the PC has a spell checker, or I'm rightly f***ed.