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    Some guys (out of their control) have to use the loo in the escort's apartment and while sitting its gets boring and the ladies don't seem to provide any reading material like playboy, car mags, the Daily Sport and so on, I am fed up ready the backs of shower gels and mouth washes. Get some proper stuff in for the guys please ladies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walshie View Post
    Some guys (out of their control) have to use the loo in the escort's apartment and while sitting its gets boring and the ladies don't seem to provide any reading material like playboy, car mags, the Daily Sport and so on, I am fed up ready the backs of shower gels and mouth washes. Get some proper stuff in for the guys please ladies.
    I don't think I could pot brown in a ladies toilet, fair play to any man who could
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenton View Post
    I don't think I could pot brown in a ladies toilet, fair play to any man who could
    you got to relax those muscles kenton,,,,,,,, or just picture you're at home

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    You do realise that reading a magazine on the toilet is eating into your time. Ten mins goes by in a flash when I'm reading on my phone at work, even longer when at home lol
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    Right that is it, your not coming to mine! poo before you go to a ladies place honey not during. And do be leaving skid marks on the bed either. Lol

    Ok imagine, you go to see a lady and she opens the door after just doing a poo and you get a big wif of her poo left overs as you enter. Not good either from a client or escort.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walshie View Post
    Some guys (out of their control) have to use the loo in the escort's apartment and while sitting its gets boring and the ladies don't seem to provide any reading material like playboy, car mags, the Daily Sport and so on, I am fed up ready the backs of shower gels and mouth washes. Get some proper stuff in for the guys please ladies.
    KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN ON UP AND COMING TOUR DATES IF YOUR SEEKING, INDEPENDENT, SENSUAL, MATURE, FUN, CARING, KINKY SEXY MILF, COUGAR WITH REAL NON PHOTOSHOP PHOTOS.

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    Im trying to decide which would be a bigger mood killer for a lady, a client taking a shit in her toilet or a client going for a piss.. after they have showered.. actually taking a shit after he has showered is probably worse

    and some guys wonder why the appointment didn't go well, double

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    Even worse is when someone takes a shower (regardless of when and where they poo honey) and one is left with skid marks, there is just no rime or reason for this either.

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    Im trying to decide which would be a bigger mood killer for a lady, a client taking a shit in her toilet or a client going for a piss.. after they have showered.. actually taking a shit after he has showered is probably worse

    and some guys wonder why the appointment didn't go well, double
    KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN ON UP AND COMING TOUR DATES IF YOUR SEEKING, INDEPENDENT, SENSUAL, MATURE, FUN, CARING, KINKY SEXY MILF, COUGAR WITH REAL NON PHOTOSHOP PHOTOS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walshie View Post
    Some guys (out of their control) have to use the loo in the escort's apartment and while sitting its gets boring and the ladies don't seem to provide any reading material like playboy, car mags, the Daily Sport and so on, I am fed up ready the backs of shower gels and mouth washes. Get some proper stuff in for the guys please ladies.
    If its the en-suite just leave the door open and you can chat to the lady while she's patiently awaiting her stud muffins return.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walshie View Post
    Some guys (out of their control) have to use the loo in the escort's apartment and while sitting its gets boring and the ladies don't seem to provide any reading material like playboy, car mags, the Daily Sport and so on, I am fed up ready the backs of shower gels and mouth washes. Get some proper stuff in for the guys please ladies.
    Fuck sake... use your imagination... Play a game on your phone or something...

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    Quote Originally Posted by zilch View Post
    If its the en-suite just leave the door open and you can chat to the lady while she's patiently awaiting her stud muffins return.
    Only works if its ensuite... I suppose you could ask her to sit on the bath tub. Great opportunity to get acquainted...

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