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    Quote Originally Posted by Walshie View Post
    whats so hot about him??? a freebie next time for him then annabel
    I'm 6' 5, young, good body, good sized penis and told i'm good looking lad, must be the accent then,

    U lack charm and pays my fee
    And tells me how perfect my body is, must not have chubby women in his country

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    ESCORT DISCOUNTS AND HOW THEY WORK

    Good looking 20% off
    Got big cock 10% off
    Not a midget 10% off
    Good body 15% off
    Got your own hair 10% off
    Got your own Teeth 10% off
    Not from Cork 25% off

    So if you got it all - you just got yourself a FREEBIE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oh Kevin View Post
    ESCORT DISCOUNTS AND HOW THEY WORK

    Good looking 20% off
    Got big cock 10% off
    Not a midget 10% off
    Good body 15% off
    Got your own hair 10% off
    Got your own Teeth 10% off
    Not from Cork 25% off

    So if you got it all - you just got yourself a FREEBIE


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    When I travelled in The Baltics a few years ago, the regular ladies on the street going about their regular business and on public transport etc were so stunning that I finally realized what I want to be when I grow up! A talent spotter for a major internationally known modelling brand travelling the Baltics and Eastern Europe (and elsewhere) having carte blanche to recruit (platonically of course) potential new top level Model talent!
    Imagine getting paid to do that and having such an éntree to approach some of the most beautiful women in the world, mind you, looking the way I do, nobody would ever believe me and I would almost certainly get arrested!
    So far I have not achieved this dream!
    Coincidentally re - height - Lithuania have been world basketball champions and they have a very small population!
    Mind you, I was not impressed by the toilet in the central bus station in Vilnius a rope for a chain with 2 ceramic plates to place your feet as you squat, the gobshyte in the cubicle next to me sounded fierce loud as he was obviously forcing a shite out, while doing the inevitable squat! At least they had toilet roll, I suppose!
    Also an aul Babushka chased me out of a museum in Kaunas, a total gobshite, and their bus timetables are an even greater work of creative writing than our own! Customer service is non existent! BTW it is one of the top European countries where the sex biz is most officially illegal in common with Croatia and Slovenia, perhaps not as bad as Sweden, Norway and Iceland!
    My word, I tell ye stuff, you won't find in any Lonely Planet/ Let's Go or On A Shoestring publication!
    Last edited by The Libertarian; 08-07-15 at 22:20.
    Ride them on the beaches!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walshie View Post
    whats so hot about him??? a freebie next time for him then annabel
    I'm 6' 5, young, good body, good sized penis and told i'm good looking lad, must be the accent then,
    You've been seeing too many escorts !

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Libertarian View Post
    When I travelled in The Baltics a few years ago, the regular ladies on the street going about their regular business and on public transport etc were so stunning that I finally realized what I want to be when I grow up! A talent spotter for a major internationally known modelling brand travelling the Baltics and Eastern Europe (and elsewhere) having carte blanche to recruit (platonically of course) potential new top level Model talent!
    Imagine getting paid to do that and having such an éntree to approach some of the most beautiful women in the world, mind you, looking the way I do, nobody would ever believe me and I would almost certainly get arrested!
    So far I have not achieved this dream!
    Coincidentally re - height - Lithuania have been world basketball champions and they have a very small population!
    Mind you, I was not impressed by the toilet in the central bus station in Vilnius a rope for a chain with 2 ceramic plates to place your feet as you squat, the gobshyte in the cubicle next to me sounded fierce loud as he was obviously forcing a shite out, while doing the inevitable squat! At least they had toilet roll, I suppose!
    Also an aul Babushka chased me out of a museum in Kaunas, a total gobshite, and their bus timetables are an even greater work of creative writing than our own! Customer service is non existent! BTW it is one of the top European countries where the sex biz is most officially illegal in common with Croatia and Slovenia, perhaps not as bad as Sweden, Norway and Iceland!
    My word, I tell ye stuff, you won't find in any Lonely Planet/ Let's Go or On A Shoestring publication!
    You have a special way with the English language.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Libertarian View Post
    When I travelled in The Baltics a few years ago, the regular ladies on the street going about their regular business and on public transport etc were so stunning that I finally realized what I want to be when I grow up! A talent spotter for a major internationally known modelling brand travelling the Baltics and Eastern Europe (and elsewhere) having carte blanche to recruit (platonically of course) potential new top level Model talent!
    Imagine getting paid to do that and having such an éntree to approach some of the most beautiful women in the world, mind you, looking the way I do, nobody would ever believe me and I would almost certainly get arrested!
    So far I have not achieved this dream!
    Coincidentally re - height - Lithuania have been world basketball champions and they have a very small population!
    Mind you, I was not impressed by the toilet in the central bus station in Vilnius a rope for a chain with 2 ceramic plates to place your feet as you squat, the gobshyte in the cubicle next to me sounded fierce loud as he was obviously forcing a shite out, while doing the inevitable squat! At least they had toilet roll, I suppose!
    Also an aul Babushka chased me out of a museum in Kaunas, a total gobshite, and their bus timetables are an even greater work of creative writing than our own! Customer service is non existent! BTW it is one of the top European countries where the sex biz is most officially illegal in common with Croatia and Slovenia, perhaps not as bad as Sweden, Norway and Iceland!
    My word, I tell ye stuff, you won't find in any Lonely Planet/ Let's Go or On A Shoestring publication!
    I was picturing you as some crackpot old military general or wanna be

    at this point you should probably see his signature

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    Quote Originally Posted by annabel taylor View Post
    U lack charm and pays my fee
    And tells me how perfect my body is, must not have chubby women in his country
    I told you before you have perfect body for your height,

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    Quote Originally Posted by bootboy View Post
    You've been seeing too many escorts !
    I haven't you know, its my granny and aunties who keep telling me that, oh and the Parish Priest too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oh Kevin View Post
    ESCORT DISCOUNTS AND HOW THEY WORK

    Good looking 20% off
    Got big cock 10% off
    Not a midget 10% off
    Good body 15% off
    Got your own hair 10% off
    Got your own Teeth 10% off
    Not from Cork 25% off

    So if you got it all - you just got yourself a FREEBIE
    I think midgets get a very bad deal by people. Nothing wrong at all with being a midget. I mean have you ever thought about it? Midgets are the last people to know its raining but they make up for it on the other end by being the first to know its a flood.

    lets midgets alone,
    Westside.

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