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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick View Post
    I am a very handsome and likeable guy who several ladies have fallen for
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    I'm also 6.2, banana cock and beard, even let you go on the back of my bike if you like after a smoke of course
    Gosh! You should put up a profile yourself stud

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    I think this is pretty good advice although somewhat americanised...

    http://adequateman.deadspin.com/how-...ker-1713199455
    Last edited by Catriona; 05-07-15 at 14:15.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick View Post
    you are twisting my words, but I have no real truck with you and in fact I am very grateful to all ladies who are escorts as it offers me sex without complicated love and in many cases, much cheaper than a real date

    I can see you are well respected in your profession and wish you well

    many of my regular girls know I am a dick but also know I am a nice respectful safe guy and happy to take my money and even friends with some, one even wanted to be more than friends but Im not looking for a relationship as I am too selfish and immature
    she wanted a sugar daddy pops

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    my calls are always short and concise.

    hello [insert escorts name]
    how are you today?
    I'm good thanks for asking
    would you be available at [insert time]
    great, whereabouts will i call from for final directions?

    job done

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    Twisting your words, no you wrote what you posted and that is a fact and nothing to do with Me! Good luck with getting your ego massaged, Oh wait! loll

    Quote Originally Posted by Dick View Post
    you are twisting my words, but I have no real truck with you and in fact I am very grateful to all ladies who are escorts as it offers me sex without complicated love and in many cases, much cheaper than a real date

    I can see you are well respected in your profession and wish you well

    many of my regular girls know I am a dick but also know I am a nice respectful safe guy and happy to take my money and even friends with some, one even wanted to be more than friends but Im not looking for a relationship as I am too selfish and immature

    Dose the doughnut have a big whole honey. loll

    Quote Originally Posted by zilch View Post
    Punters have feelings lol. Fuck off ya big fat doughnut. Feelings are left at the door and collected on exit.
    You really are a dick.

    Fuck the sugar daddy Annabel I only want FBWB's simple!

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    she wanted a sugar daddy pops

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    Quote Originally Posted by Catriona View Post
    I think this is pretty good advice although somewhat americanised...

    http://adequateman.deadspin.com/how-...ker-1713199455
    Towards the end it's suggested not to freak out or insult the escorts by e.g asking
    "obsessively , how often they get STI tested ..A Dick move."
    Has Dick been to America?
    Heads up: Dick will be booking in future under his new name "Banana Cock".
    Last edited by nonpareil; 05-07-15 at 15:22.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick View Post
    ha, wait for the call, I do like a bit of kink now again
    I'm also 6.2, banana cock and beard, even let you go on the back of my bike if you like after a smoke of course
    You should insert this into the "Wiki" article , as an example of how to converse on the phone with the escort.

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    Not mentioned in the above, but rather than just turning up on the dot of the appointed time, ask how and if the escort would like you to confirm the booking, even if they do not mention it themselves.Usually it will be half an hour before.And confirm a couple of minutes before this 1/2 hour .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladyvonteese View Post
    First of all honey I am not into massaging someone ego here or in any of my meetings as I am a up front type of person who say it as it is and have a mind of my own so yes I do have opinions too. And as I said I dont do trick like a dog for money, I offer real GFE so have many FBWB's who we have a blast together.

    There are many men that like to be around someone who is honest about herself and likes to meet a Real person who is into hygiene and is only willing to do what she enjoys with a person, otherwise I or many others who also work this way would not be working and enjoying the time we or look forward to meeting our regulars and newbies.

    And it was you who was doing the name calling honey and I suggest if you cant take it, best not to give it as not all of us ladies will just lay back, grin and bare it.Loll

    Also as my business and the way I run it is in fact down to me to run it as I see fit (not you), in a way that suits me personally such as not seeing clients for whatever reason I choose and not offering service I would not normally do or feel comfortable with either. And that also goes for a complete stranger telling me who I should be or behave in my business or what I should also feel about myself too. And with your Master Degree you call that "denial" because as you said "I should see myself as only a hooker, prosititut whore just like the other girls here too. Loll

    Yes there maybe lots of ladies in this business who will do whatever it takes to get someone in the door but that is their choice and up to each individual to run their business the way they wish too do so. There maybe others also who get a kick out of you paying them and calling them name too. Its one thing to disagree with a person but when it comes to name calling and bad manners and foul mouth comments towards anther person its another thing now isn't it, especially when that person is not into it!

    And if you had seen my reviews which due to what you wrote in the other thread which was also not true too! but then some have very little to do and for some its about control not sharing the banter.

    And just to make this clear I am not referring to one specific girl here. And I also get a lot of support from the Mr Nice guys who message, email etc to thank me for my honesty too. IF we were all the same life would not be so much fun.

    Lady Von Teese

    It was you being asked not to verbally attacked and insulted me by members not the other way around!!!!
    As I have seen ladyvonteese many times ,she is a lovely lady in every way,and will go to see her as much as I can thanks lvt,xx

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