This happens sometimes. I just crack up on my own in the middle of a strange place. Was walking along yesterday and past and gay place called the other place and.....oh first off this isnt a dig at gays so fuck off before you start on my good self........a sign on the door. Due to a fire the other place is moved or something. I burst my ribs out. I thought of the call to the emergency services.
Operator - Hello emergencies services cork?
burning person - can I have the fire brigade please.
operator - certainly sir, one moment,
fire dept - hello fire dept
burning person - hello there is a fire in the other place
Fire dept - and where is the other place?
burning person - its here where I am
Fire dept - if it where you are why are you telling us its the other place?
burning person - because it is
Fire dept - so how do you know there is a fire in the other place if you arent there?
burning person - I am here?
Fire dept - where?
burning person - The other place?
Fire Dept - and where is the other place?
no wonder it burnt down,