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    Default the other place burned down.

    This happens sometimes. I just crack up on my own in the middle of a strange place. Was walking along yesterday and past and gay place called the other place and.....oh first off this isnt a dig at gays so fuck off before you start on my good self........a sign on the door. Due to a fire the other place is moved or something. I burst my ribs out. I thought of the call to the emergency services.

    Operator - Hello emergencies services cork?

    burning person - can I have the fire brigade please.

    operator - certainly sir, one moment,

    fire dept - hello fire dept

    burning person - hello there is a fire in the other place

    Fire dept - and where is the other place?

    burning person - its here where I am

    Fire dept - if it where you are why are you telling us its the other place?

    burning person - because it is

    Fire dept - so how do you know there is a fire in the other place if you arent there?

    burning person - I am here?

    Fire dept - where?

    burning person - The other place?

    Fire Dept - and where is the other place?

    no wonder it burnt down,
    Westside.

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    You Laughed? shame on you Westie


    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    This happens sometimes. I just crack up on my own in the middle of a strange place. Was walking along yesterday and past and gay place called the other place and.....oh first off this isnt a dig at gays so fuck off before you start on my good self........a sign on the door. Due to a fire the other place is moved or something. I burst my ribs out. I thought of the call to the emergency services.

    Operator - Hello emergencies services cork?

    burning person - can I have the fire brigade please.

    operator - certainly sir, one moment,

    fire dept - hello fire dept

    burning person - hello there is a fire in the other place

    Fire dept - and where is the other place?

    burning person - its here where I am

    Fire dept - if it where you are why are you telling us its the other place?

    burning person - because it is

    Fire dept - so how do you know there is a fire in the other place if you arent there?

    burning person - I am here?

    Fire dept - where?

    burning person - The other place?

    Fire Dept - and where is the other place?

    no wonder it burnt down,
    Westside.
    Some people have to have the last word,
    but they don't actually want you to stop talking,
    as they like the sound of their own voices too much.



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    Quote Originally Posted by amylove69 View Post
    You Laughed? shame on you Westie
    ah but I never lost that learnt habit I got from people making faces at me when I was a wee boy.

    Westside.

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    I bet you looked over your shoulder to make sure no one was watching you doing such a thing

    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    ah but I never lost that learnt habit I got from people making faces at me when I was a wee boy.

    Westside.
    Some people have to have the last word,
    but they don't actually want you to stop talking,
    as they like the sound of their own voices too much.



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    With the OP headline, I thought The Seanad had been burned to the ground, unfortunately this has turned out not to be the case!
    Let us not forget The Seanad has given us such beauts as Zappone and more laughably Bacik and Mullen!
    Mind you, Citizen Paddy, had a chance to eliminate it in a referendum, but decided not to, with some imbeciles hoping for reform.
    And reform has actually happened since - NONE!
    Last edited by The Libertarian; 04-07-15 at 10:19.
    Ride them on the beaches!

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    Hostile takeover with view of permanent termination.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    This happens sometimes. I just crack up on my own in the middle of a strange place. Was walking along yesterday and past and gay place called the other place and.....oh first off this isnt a dig at gays so fuck off before you start on my good self........a sign on the door. Due to a fire the other place is moved or something. I burst my ribs out. I thought of the call to the emergency services.

    Operator - Hello emergencies services cork?

    burning person - can I have the fire brigade please.

    operator - certainly sir, one moment,

    fire dept - hello fire dept

    burning person - hello there is a fire in the other place

    Fire dept - and where is the other place?

    burning person - its here where I am

    Fire dept - if it where you are why are you telling us its the other place?

    burning person - because it is

    Fire dept - so how do you know there is a fire in the other place if you arent there?

    burning person - I am here?

    Fire dept - where?

    burning person - The other place?

    Fire Dept - and where is the other place?

    no wonder it burnt down,
    Westside.

    Or they could of just said South Main St.when asked for their address instead of trying to copy the Who's on First routine like a tard.

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    thought this was a euphamism for over the road finally being officially gone


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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    thought this was a euphamism for over the road finally being officially gone
    So did I........

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    What's on second, I Don't Know' s on third.

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