Pet-names for privates?

[lan78902000]

This place is kind of dead today so i thought i would ask a question that requires a few word of an answer.

What do you call your privates, or even your partners privates ?

I call mine "the nameless one" or sometimes "quarter pounder with cheese" depending when i last showered

What do you women call your fun zones? I have a few ridiculous ones for breasts, such as "yabba dabbas" and "blouse bunnies" but would be interested in finding out any fun names you use.

[lan78902000]

I'm the only one on this board who names their genitals aren't I! ADMIT IT!!

This...this is a dark, dark day for me and the nameless one.

[Patricia]

Not exactly what you asked, but I saw this period drama on bbc a while ago and the young lady referred to their virginity as her "maiden head" and her fella asked "Can I take your maiden head?". I thought that was funny Jesus, did people honestly speak like that 100 years ago?

[thehighwayman]

Ian I don't think Quarterpoundher will be impressed you called your genitals after him. I just call mine Dick

[WWLhad]

As a child I used to call my lad my "Tiddly dee" lol

My favourite names for titties is "Love Bubbles" or "Norks" .... both manage a smirk. Female southern region nicknames tend to be a little more crude however. Generally there is no "nice" word....some of the crude ones are "Hatchet hole" "snatch" and "gee"

[experienced punter]

mickey!..........

[Quarterpoundher]

Ian I don't think Quarterpoundher will be impressed you called your genitals after him. I just call mine Dick

Thats OK Highway mines a Big Mac and me buns are fresh outta the oven.

[Quarterpoundher]

mickey!..........

BAN THIS CHARLATEN!!!

coulds been worse....coulda called the the queer fella Minnie

[Dr Evil]

Mini Me

And if u want to see it it will cost u,

one million dollars!!!

[thehighwayman]

No thanks, are you on the board of Manchester City by any chance