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    Default An interview with......... Bettercallsaul

    Welcome back to Smallhorns interviews!

    This week we learn a little more about the legendary Bettercallsaul, the village idiot.

    So here it goes!




    Q: Hello Bettercallsaul, how are you today?

    A: Mind your own business.

    Q: How did you get into visiting escorts & why?

    A: Trip to Amsterdam when I was young and decided to sample the delights

    Q: What age were you when you first met an escort?

    A: I was 19 but not again until I was 30.

    Q: What is your view on married/attached guys visiting escorts?

    A: No real view,everyone's life is different so I would not judge anyone,it's not something I would do but that's just me.

    Q: When selecting an escort what do you look for?

    A: A pulse.
    Seriously I look for fit body good looking young lady's with reviews I trust that do the favourites I enjoy. (having a lot of reviews here can mean very little depending on who left them.

    Q: McGregor or Aldo?

    A: Aldo,he will beat the crap out of Mc Gregor.

    Q: Boobs or ass?

    A: Both but I always check out the boobs first.

    Q: Tom Rambo or LVT?

    A: Neither,one is a deranged loon and so is the other.

    Q: Did you sit on Laura Boldrinis lap yet?

    A: Not yet but very very soon,I have to add she is stunning.

    Q: Have you ever made an appointment off the back of another members review (whom people trust) & had a terrible experience?

    A: Before I signed up here I had a lot of punts after reading reviews that were total fakes,I have a fair Idea who to trust now and thankfully have had a lot of great visits.

    Q: What age do you think Willie Wacker is?

    A: Mentally about 10
    The body though I would say carbon dating would be the best way to find out.

    Q: Do you think Tom Sand will ever get a date other than a sheep?

    A: Do Goats count?

    Q: Where did Zilch go?

    A: Nowhere,he posted today,well I am sure he went to work and perhaps on a punt?

    Q: Do you prefer Blowjobs or sex?

    A: Depends on my mood at the time.

    Q: Do you have any pets?

    A: No,I don't have time to take care of a dog and that's the only pet I would have.

    Q: Would you trust me to take care of your pets?

    A: Not even after they were dead and buried,I remember what you did to that poor cat.

    Q: Which do you prefer Tea or coffee?

    A: I drink coffee in the morning and tea in the evening so both.

    Q: If you were to go on a mad night on the town, which three forum members (Clients only) would you bring along? And how do you think the night would end for each person?

    A: You: your night would end asleep in the corner of a pub after a fight in the bathroom with what turned out to be the mirror.

    Wacker:He would probably spent the night trying to stop you getting your head kicked in.

    Rambo:His night would end the second I got near him (joke rambo I would never hit anyone with your condition)

    Me: My night would end like most nights out with either a date or a punt and I would abandon ye lot as soon as I could.

    Q: Have you ever taken a souvenir from an escorts room?

    A: No that's weird

    Q: Who irritates you the most on the forum & why?

    A: Nobody,I do laugh at how seriously some people take it though.

    Q: Who do you think contributes the best content to the forum?

    A: I only really read the fun bits and make some other threads into fun ones but If I had to pick I would say....ME.

    Q: Who would win in a fight, JAMESCORK or Anon361?

    A: Jamescork cause Anon 361 lost his cool and got pulled into rows here to easy,a calm head would be useful in a fight,even if it's an old Cork head.

    Q: Why am I so loveable?

    A: Because you believe you are.


    Q: Thanks for taking part, Any other comments you wish to add?

    A: Yeah,just one question really for you.

    Q. What was the point of this and how can I get the five minutes it took to type back?

    A: Fuck you Saul & Thanks again bud
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    Your description of me on a night out is scarily realistic

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    good interview. reminds me of benin's

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    funny guys

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmallHorn View Post
    Welcome back to Smallhorns interviews!

    This week we learn a little more about the legendary Bettercallsaul, the village idiot.

    So here it goes!




    Q: Hello Bettercallsaul, how are you today?

    A: Mind your own business.

    Q: How did you get into visiting escorts & why?

    A: Trip to Amsterdam when I was young and decided to sample the delights

    Q: What age were you when you first met an escort?

    A: I was 19 but not again until I was 30.

    Q: What is your view on married/attached guys visiting escorts?

    A: No real view,everyone's life is different so I would not judge anyone,it's not something I would do but that's just me.

    Q: When selecting an escort what do you look for?

    A: A pulse.
    Seriously I look for fit body good looking young lady's with reviews I trust that do the favourites I enjoy. (having a lot of reviews here can mean very little depending on who left them.

    Q: McGregor or Aldo?

    A: Aldo,he will beat the crap out of Mc Gregor.

    Q: Boobs or ass?

    A: Both but I always check out the boobs first.

    Q: Tom Rambo or LVT?

    A: Neither,one is a deranged loon and so is the other.

    Q: Did you sit on Laura Boldrinis lap yet?

    A: Not yet but very very soon,I have to add she is stunning.

    Q: Have you ever made an appointment off the back of another members review (whom people trust) & had a terrible experience?

    A: Before I signed up here I had a lot of punts after reading reviews that were total fakes,I have a fair Idea who to trust now and thankfully have had a lot of great visits.

    Q: What age do you think Willie Wacker is?

    A: Mentally about 10
    The body though I would say carbon dating would be the best way to find out.

    Q: Do you think Tom Sand will ever get a date other than a sheep?

    A: Do Goats count?

    Q: Where did Zilch go?

    A: Nowhere,he posted today,well I am sure he went to work and perhaps on a punt?

    Q: Do you prefer Blowjobs or sex?

    A: Depends on my mood at the time.

    Q: Do you have any pets?

    A: No,I don't have time to take care of a dog and that's the only pet I would have.

    Q: Would you trust me to take care of your pets?

    A: Not even after they were dead and buried,I remember what you did to that poor cat.

    Q: Which do you prefer Tea or coffee?

    A: I drink coffee in the morning and tea in the evening so both.

    Q: If you were to go on a mad night on the town, which three forum members (Clients only) would you bring along? And how do you think the night would end for each person?

    A: You: your night would end asleep in the corner of a pub after a fight in the bathroom with what turned out to be the mirror.

    Wacker:He would probably spent the night trying to stop you getting your head kicked in.

    Rambo:His night would end the second I got near him (joke rambo I would never hit anyone with your condition)

    Me: My night would end like most nights out with either a date or a punt and I would abandon ye lot as soon as I could.

    Q: Have you ever taken a souvenir from an escorts room?

    A: No that's weird

    Q: Who irritates you the most on the forum & why?

    A: Nobody,I do laugh at how seriously some people take it though.

    Q: Who do you think contributes the best content to the forum?

    A: I only really read the fun bits and make some other threads into fun ones but If I had to pick I would say....ME.

    Q: Who would win in a fight, JAMESCORK or Anon361?

    A: Jamescork cause Anon 361 lost his cool and got pulled into rows here to easy,a calm head would be useful in a fight,even if it's an old Cork head.

    Q: Why am I so loveable?

    A: Because you believe you are.


    Q: Thanks for taking part, Any other comments you wish to add?

    A: Yeah,just one question really for you.

    Q. What was the point of this and how can I get the five minutes it took to type back?

    A: Fuck you Saul & Thanks again bud
    TBH I only got 2/3rds through but loved it

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    Scarily accurate....

    Do I know you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmallHorn View Post
    Welcome back to Smallhorns interviews!

    This week we learn a little more about the legendary Bettercallsaul, the village idiot.

    So here it goes!




    Q: Hello Bettercallsaul, how are you today?

    A: Mind your own business.

    Q: How did you get into visiting escorts & why?

    A: Trip to Amsterdam when I was young and decided to sample the delights

    Q: What age were you when you first met an escort?

    A: I was 19 but not again until I was 30.

    Q: What is your view on married/attached guys visiting escorts?

    A: No real view,everyone's life is different so I would not judge anyone,it's not something I would do but that's just me.

    Q: When selecting an escort what do you look for?

    A: A pulse.
    Seriously I look for fit body good looking young lady's with reviews I trust that do the favourites I enjoy. (having a lot of reviews here can mean very little depending on who left them.

    Q: McGregor or Aldo?

    A: Aldo,he will beat the crap out of Mc Gregor.

    Q: Boobs or ass?

    A: Both but I always check out the boobs first.

    Q: Tom Rambo or LVT?

    A: Neither,one is a deranged loon and so is the other.

    Q: Did you sit on Laura Boldrinis lap yet?

    A: Not yet but very very soon,I have to add she is stunning.

    Q: Have you ever made an appointment off the back of another members review (whom people trust) & had a terrible experience?

    A: Before I signed up here I had a lot of punts after reading reviews that were total fakes,I have a fair Idea who to trust now and thankfully have had a lot of great visits.

    Q: What age do you think Willie Wacker is?

    A: Mentally about 10
    The body though I would say carbon dating would be the best way to find out.

    Q: Do you think Tom Sand will ever get a date other than a sheep?

    A: Do Goats count?

    Q: Where did Zilch go?

    A: Nowhere,he posted today,well I am sure he went to work and perhaps on a punt?

    Q: Do you prefer Blowjobs or sex?

    A: Depends on my mood at the time.

    Q: Do you have any pets?

    A: No,I don't have time to take care of a dog and that's the only pet I would have.

    Q: Would you trust me to take care of your pets?

    A: Not even after they were dead and buried,I remember what you did to that poor cat.

    Q: Which do you prefer Tea or coffee?

    A: I drink coffee in the morning and tea in the evening so both.

    Q: If you were to go on a mad night on the town, which three forum members (Clients only) would you bring along? And how do you think the night would end for each person?

    A: You: your night would end asleep in the corner of a pub after a fight in the bathroom with what turned out to be the mirror.

    Wacker:He would probably spent the night trying to stop you getting your head kicked in.

    Rambo:His night would end the second I got near him (joke rambo I would never hit anyone with your condition)

    Me: My night would end like most nights out with either a date or a punt and I would abandon ye lot as soon as I could.

    Q: Have you ever taken a souvenir from an escorts room?

    A: No that's weird

    Q: Who irritates you the most on the forum & why?

    A: Nobody,I do laugh at how seriously some people take it though.

    Q: Who do you think contributes the best content to the forum?

    A: I only really read the fun bits and make some other threads into fun ones but If I had to pick I would say....ME.

    Q: Who would win in a fight, JAMESCORK or Anon361?

    A: Jamescork cause Anon 361 lost his cool and got pulled into rows here to easy,a calm head would be useful in a fight,even if it's an old Cork head.

    Q: Why am I so loveable?

    A: Because you believe you are.


    Q: Thanks for taking part, Any other comments you wish to add?

    A: Yeah,just one question really for you.

    Q. What was the point of this and how can I get the five minutes it took to type back?

    A: Fuck you Saul & Thanks again bud
    haha made ya scroll


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    Brilliant. Even if I didn't care about interviewee!

    More interviews please E-I.

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce View Post
    Brilliant. Even if I didn't care about interviewee!

    More interviews please E-I.
    Sauls an alright lad. Older than I thought but hes sound.

    I left out all the bits that make him sound nice.......promise

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    Sexy & informative !

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