The Mystery of the Twenty Euro note

[nonpareil]

I can see your sense of humour is very myopic.

No my eyes are fairly myopic.

[jjf]

Had a sexy time with an escort tonight. Everything great, except when I am in the lift and realise that my wallet is 20 Euro shy. I guess I spent a little too long in the shower. She is a naughty young woman!

This is scary. Very unprofessional if true. Be careful, punters