Thread that go off topic

[nonpareil]

Know fuck all about string theory myself.

Is that something to do with string bikinis?

[funlover12]

How long is a piece of string?

Im glad you asked,
I remember I had a set of tyres, they were the ones edward posted to me because that winter was a lot colder than normal, salmon now theres something that will keep you warm, put hairs your chest, cause if its cold you like hot food, cook them in batter but remember to put the gas on. margaret did not and she only had sardienes!

is the string for wrapping the sardienes? if so I think it should be a bit longer than I used for the tyres, I knew it wouldnt work

[nonpareil]

Im glad you asked,
I remember I had a set of tyres, they were the ones edward posted to me because that winter was a lot colder than normal, salmon now theres something that will keep you warm, put hairs your chest, cause if its cold you like hot food, cook them in batter but remember to put the gas on. margaret did not and she only had sardienes!

is the string for wrapping the sardienes? if so I think it should be a bit longer than I used for the tyres, I knew it wouldnt work

Here comes the spelling Nazi. ....."sardines".
Hope the capitalised word above doesn't get the thread deleted
.
Seeing as this so on topic thread is adding greatly to the sum of man's knowledge.

[funlover12]

Here comes the spelling Nazi. ....."sardines".
Hope the capitalised word above doesn't get the thread deleted
.
seaing as this so on topic thread is adding greatly two the some of man's knowledge.

better....

[Floki]

Add flour to melted ice-cream, nuke it in the microwave and you have bread.

[nonpareil]

better....

Why stick at a twosome?
Go for a threesome!

[nonpareil]

Add flour to melted ice-cream, nuke it in the microwave and you have bread.

..............................ffs

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[bettercallsaul]

Add flour to melted ice-cream, nuke it in the microwave and you have bread.

Add dog shite to sour cream, nuke it in the microwave and you will have a hot sour creamed dog shit.

[tom sand]

tom sand likes fingering sheep,male or female.

I'll look up urban dictionary, under Tom Sand , sheep fingerer extraordinaire.

I thought he gave them a smallhorn

yea yea yea
Tom sand has sex with sheep
what ever
ye tired yet

[Kenton]

Here comes the spelling Nazi. ....."sardines".
Hope the capitalised word above doesn't get the thread deleted
.
Seeing as this so on topic thread is adding greatly to the sum of man's knowledge.

I'm under a gag order now, 3 threads deleted in one day, gotta be a record