Will the real slim Liz please stand up

[Liz McDonald]

That'll be me then thother ones off to Cork. I'm in charge of hilton towers now. I'm changing the name to McDonald Manor. I don't envy her that 8 days in Cork. What will she do to pass the time. Theres a bloody recession now. Hey!! are you listening a bloody recession

[sue ellen]

That'll be me then thother ones off to Cork. I'm in charge of hilton towers now. I'm changing the name to McDonald Manor. I don't envy her that 8 days in Cork. What will she do to pass the time. Theres a bloody recession now. Hey!! are you listening a bloody recession

have you been screwing my JR you bitch

i know you have, well you can have him then, i dont care.

give us a pint of vodka please anyway

[Liz McDonald]

I'll join you with a gin and tonic love. No I haven't been having it off with old JR. Lyodd is the only guy for me. I like my toy boys. I'm not fond of older men.

[sue ellen]

I'll join you with a gin and tonic love. No I haven't been having it off with old JR. Lyodd is the only guy for me. I like my toy boys. I'm not fond of older men.

why whats wrong with jr? is he not good enough for you?

he might be senile but he still rides like a stallion

bet that makes you jealous cos i,m the new queen of ei soap opera tee hee

[Liz McDonald]

I know who you are now. Theres only one person with a hideous tee hee laugh around here and she's supposed to be in Cork. Another fantasy story. I thought you were the real Sue Ellen there for a minute. You had me going !!!

[sue ellen]

I know who you are now. Theres only one person with a hideous tee hee laugh around here and she's supposed to be in Cork. Another fantasy story. I thought you were the real Sue Ellen there for a minute. You had me going !!!

i meant he he, it sounds different i write it slurred.

i could never be the other liz, shes wild compare to me

i hope my jr isnt heading down to cork in his private plane to see her

i,ll bitch-fight that other liz and pull her hair and scrab her eyes