Would you sell your soul to the Devil

**Clyde** · 22-06-15, 08:55

Now why would I go up to heaven? What have I got in comen with that lot? Down in hell there is a bar dirty women and like minded sex addicts .... Going down is the way forward.

**HairyPotter** · 22-06-15, 08:58

Originally Posted by Clyde

Now why would I go up to heaven? What have I got in comen with that lot? Down in hell there is a bar dirty women and like minded sex addicts .... Going down is the way forward.

with most Irish guys we dont take to the hot climate very well though

**TonyB** · 22-06-15, 08:59

I'm probably going to hell anyway

**tom sand** · 22-06-15, 09:02

this came in to my mind
when i think about the devil

**Clyde** · 22-06-15, 09:04

Originally Posted by HairyPotter

with most Irish guys we dont take to the hot climate very well though

Dunno mate it's average 30c every day where I live and it's no prob.

**SteveB** · 22-06-15, 09:08

Seems like a good excuse to link some AC/DC

**HairyPotter** · 22-06-15, 09:20

Originally Posted by Clyde

Dunno mate it's average 30c every day where I live and it's no prob.

You're preparing yourself, acclimatising, don't forget to send us a post card when you settle in ok

**SteveB** · 22-06-15, 09:41

Man sells his soul to the Devil.
When he dies he goes to Heaven and meets God.
He tells God that he is surprised because he didn’t think Heaven existed. God says yes, a lot of people don’t believe. He also tells God he didn’t believe he existed either. God says yes, I know. He then tells God he sold his soul to the Devil. God says, yes I know but I doubt if that is a legal contract. He also tells God he led a very bad life. God says he knows that too.
He asks God why he is in Heaven, having led such a bad life. God says that he would prefer people led a good life and believed in him, but he was a loving forgiving God and forgave everyone and welcomed them to Heaven.

The man then saw a totally enclosed area and he asked God what it was. Oh, that, he says. That is where we keep all the Free Presbyterians and the Practising Catholics. They think they are the only buggers here.

**Clyde** · 22-06-15, 09:50

Originally Posted by HairyPotter

You're preparing yourself, acclimatising, don't forget to send us a post card when you settle in ok

Well settled over a year now no intention of going back... Sun, sea, sand and ............. Lol

**nonpareil** · 22-06-15, 10:47

Sangria? ....

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