Where are all the soapstars?

[JR Ewing]

I'll give you 10 grand and that's my final offer. Take it or leave it.

[knight-mayors]

Eh eh, we,re like fookin famous too, you know like, does any of yous know which TV progs we,ve been on? EH EH ??? YOU KNOW FOOKIN US RITE

[JR Ewing]

I give up, what show are you on. I don't watch thrash tv

[knight-mayors]

I give up, what show are you on. I don't watch thrash tv

ay ay, mucka wot bout you like we,re ur new neighbours chuck. one of the shows we,ve been on is "wife swap", your missus looks a bit of a toffy nose blubber mouth, but we can swap with you for a bit like. is it you runs the petrol station down the street we,re hard workers, us GIV US A JOB