Wipes My Ass

[Oh Kevin]

yeah I know youre trolling, but for the idiots who think youre serious, scumbags polluting the place, like condoms, they dont break down in water so youre filling the sea with your scumminess, manky knackers.

Actually this is the truth, I only ever use wipes now and of course i know they don't break down so don't flush them down the toilet, i'm a friend of the Earth FL so use the waste bin provided

[funlover12]

Do you also wash your hands 300 times a day?

must be very expensive now for some ocders

[Oh Kevin]

Do you also wash your hands 300 times a day?

I don't keep count

[Sherry]

well 3 years ago I was sitting reading The Sun on the toilet one evening, bogroll to my right and the wipes to my left, I said these look cool, tried them and so they were, fell in love and the rest was history

good so y discovery it.
teach the peoples.......... please
seriously!

[Oh Kevin]

Sure they are not just for wanking?

slavetoyou, I forgot to mention theres wipes available with eucalyptus, aloe vera and Calamine to soothe a red raw arse

[slavetoyou]

slavetoyou, I forgot to mention theres wipes available with eucalyptus, aloe vera and Calamine to soothe a red raw arse

Well there no good to me so are they

[nonpareil]

Well there no good to me so are they

Try vinegar, iodine and chilli powder.
(Always like to be helpful).

[slavetoyou]

Try vinegar, iodine and chilli powder.
(Always like to be helpful).

All suggestions are gladly welcome

[Oh Kevin]

good so y discovery it.
teach the peoples.......... please
seriously!

You're not suggesting I open a school, are you?
For the life of me, I'd have no idea what to call it

[nonpareil]

Use ordinary toilet paper , several layers thick, and moisten it.